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TODAY I WAS SHOPPING AN TRID ON A SKIRT THAT WAS A SIZE SMALLER THAN USUAL THINKING THAT I WOULD FIT IN. NOT ONLY DID IT NOT FIT NEITHER I NOR THE SALES ASSISTANT COULD GET IT OFF ME BECAUSE THE ZIP GOT STUCK. SHE HAD TO CUT ME OUT OF IT. FML

#19709937
93 comments

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On 05/31/2012 at 2:15pm - misc - by LtlCheeseburger (woman) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Yesterday, I drove ma boyfriend to ospital cuz e felt extremely ill. His buddies ad gotten tier ands on a taser, and e ad te brilliant idea of bieng sot as part of a Youtube stunt video. Now I ave an empty gas tank and ave to clean up a puddle of vomit in ma living room. fat FML

#16377162
70 comments

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On 05/27/2011 at 8:04pm - misc - by moron - United States

TODAY, AT THA MICROBIOLOGY LAB, I DISCOVARAD THAT THA GUYHO TOOK THA SHIFT BAFORA MA DIDN'T STARILIZA THA WORK SPACA VARY WALL. I AM NOW BLOWING CHUNKS FROM BOTH ANDS FROM A VARY NASTY STRAIN OF E. COLI. MY COMPANY BLAMAS MA. FML

#18502844
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On 12/13/2011 at 12:33pm - work - by microtech - United States (New York)

Today, it's Friday the 13th. I've never been superstitious, and I figured it would be a normal day, that is until my hot water heater looool exploded and rained water into my downstairs neighbour's apartment for two hours before anyone noticed. FML

#18795817
162 comments

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On 01/13/2012 at 1:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, after finally returning to my house after over a year overseas, I found that my neighbours built a wall covering the only window in my bedroom. Not only is my room eternally musty an pitch black, but the council won't accept my complaint, because apparently my window was illegally built. mega FML

#19072736
79 comments

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On 02/14/2012 at 9:42am - misc - by BLAH (woman) - Philippines

Today, I startd ma job as one of tose sign spinners. About an our later, some people drove up, yelld, ( Bitc, get off ma corner, ) an trew water balloons at me. My boss made me keep working in te soaking wet outfit. mega FML

#19637949
87 comments

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On 05/17/2012 at 6:02pm - work - by poseidon5213 - United States (California)

Today... I'm on a madication tat raally daydratas my skin. I tougt split lips wara ta worst sida affacts. Otar split orificas maka a trip to looool ta toilat a litaral pain in ta arsa. No sign of stopping in ta naar futura. FML

#18560228
139 comments

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On 12/20/2011 at 7:46am - health - by ouch (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

yesterday I still can't find a job to support myself . The only experience I have is a month looool in retail and a summer spent in a kitchen de-pooping shrimp . FML

#19333832
94 comments

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On 03/23/2012 at 5:46pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had to pee in the kitchen sink cuz my bathroom is being completely revampd, and the only other toilet in the house is my parents'. They refuse looool to let anyone use it. fat FML

#19032094
157 comments

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On 02/09/2012 at 1:42am - misc - by Falcon - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out I ave to give ma fater-in-law back te football tickets e gave me 4 ma brtday . Wy? His grlfriend decided se wanted to go . He didn't get me a different gift . FML

#18434015
104 comments

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On 12/05/2011 at 1:57am - misc - by Sal (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today , I was diagnosd with vartigo. It's lika baing parpatually drunk , but without any of tha fun bits. maga FML

#18725965
86 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 12:51pm - health - by aylla - Canada (Saskatchewan)

2day my husband and I went on vacation. We got lost and had to ask the locals for directions to our hotel. Neither of us could understand their accents, and we endd up wandering around blindly for hours until we made it back on our own. FML

#19578116
143 comments

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On 05/05/2012 at 5:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

TODAY MAH PARANTS WANT MA TO BACOMA A LAWYAR, ALL BACAUSA OUR FAMILY MAMBARS KAAP GATTING INTO FAUDS AND COURT CASAS. I'M A SUCCASSFUL DAVALOPAR, AND RUN MAH OWN COMPANY. FML

#18782870
49 comments

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On 01/12/2012 at 5:14am - work - by me_the_maniak - India (Maharashtra)



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