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Sunday 5 July 2015

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Today, I was legitimately sick so I called in to work. Apparently, 4 other guys on my line called in too. My boss thought we planned it. Now we're all written up. FML

#21433907
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22039) - you deserved it (1248)

On 06/29/2015 at 4:29pm - work - by Justincredible69 (man) - United States

Today, my intern was given his own office. I have been asking to move out of my cubicle for nearly four years. FML

#21434251
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23511) - you deserved it (1934)

On 06/30/2015 at 5:57am - work - by bosslady (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, my husband asked me to buy a different brand of dish soap, as the one he was using wasn't working. After a quick look, I had to agree. The lemon cordial he had been using, while tasting nice, didn't really help clean the dishes. FML

Today, a guest at the hotel I work at started shouting at me. Apparently the street vendor selling sunglasses outside the hotel sold her a pair of 'genuine' Ray Bans for $5. She wanted me to phone the police because she realized two days later they were fake. FML

#21435445
52 comments

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On 07/02/2015 at 4:25pm - love - by soo -

Today, I tried to arrange my first gallery exhibition as a photography student. Not even my mother wants to come. FML

#21435796
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20777) - you deserved it (1834)

On 07/03/2015 at 9:42am - misc - by jasondrags (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my internet was so slow I couldn't even load an internet speed test to see how slow my internet was. FML

#21436232
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16034) - you deserved it (1524)

On 07/04/2015 at 5:30am - misc - by bbcgj - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML

#21436269
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15582) - you deserved it (890)

On 07/04/2015 at 9:18am - misc - by Zizi (woman) - Norway (Nordland)

Today, I went to an important job interview, only to be told I'm not what such a "prestigious" company was looking for. This from a pimply-faced 20-something who took a personal call on speakerphone mid-interview, and actually said "lmao" out loud at his friend's joke. FML

#21436559
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9148) - you deserved it (639)

On 07/05/2015 at 12:04am - work - by jobless1 (man) -

Today, one of my friends asked me to flirt with her boyfriend to see if he would flirt back. Knowing this was a trust test, I agreed. She got pissed at me when he flirted back and still isn't speaking to me. FML

#21436223
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16080) - you deserved it (2854)

On 07/04/2015 at 4:55am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, it's been 3 days since I moved into my new house. I'm already known as the neighborhood racist, after some dicksplash thought it'd be funny to tape a sign to my door overnight that said: "DO NOT RING IF YOU ARE A NEGRO AND/OR JEW." FML

#21436613
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9744) - you deserved it (713)

On 07/05/2015 at 1:42am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I walked outside to see the fireworks. I also got to see my neighbors burning a couch in the parking lot of my apartment complex to celebrate, right next to my car. FML

#21436342
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14090) - you deserved it (904)

On 07/04/2015 at 1:27pm - misc - by hamiltonma - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML

#21436510
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12769) - you deserved it (1573)

On 07/04/2015 at 9:48pm - misc - by Bad Dancer - United States (South Carolina)



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