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Sunday 7 February 2016

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Today, I accidentally forwarded a link to a weird fart porn video to my chat group. They've been silent for 30 minutes now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (2611) - you deserved it (1805)

On 02/06/2016 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, it's been five days since I started my new job in a new town, just signed a lease on my new apartment too. Now I find out the company's closing down, and since I'm still on probation, I'm told I'm not entitled to any kind of severance. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3586) - you deserved it (288)

On 02/06/2016 at 1:28am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)



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