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Saturday 1 August 2015

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Today, I had to listen to my grandma talk about how she's "allergic" to toilet paper, and how she lets nature "take care of it". FML

#21449508
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17518) - you deserved it (1134)

On 07/30/2015 at 11:30am - health - by WhatTheFuck - United States (Illinois)

Today, my young stepdaughter decided that she should store her coins in my laptop's card reader slot and in the CD drive. I just bought the laptop last week. FML

#21449535
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17163) - you deserved it (1543)

On 07/30/2015 at 1:22pm - kids - by GidleyWife (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to sit through an entire conversation where my sister and her boyfriend sent voice messages to one another, of their farts. FML

#21449629
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13792) - you deserved it (1088)

On 07/30/2015 at 6:04pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to a frozen yogurt stand with my dad. One of the flavors was called "Juicy Cherry." I had to stand there and watch in horror as he told the woman running the stand all about how he'd like to taste her juicy cherry. FML

#21450062
48 comments

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On 07/31/2015 at 2:28pm - misc - by ppema (man) - United States

Today, I was detained for trying to "illegally enter" my house, all because my parents forgot to tell me they were being evicted. FML

#21449546
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19194) - you deserved it (1096)

On 07/30/2015 at 1:38pm - misc - by College_Grad (woman) -

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Today, I was changing my clothes with my dog in the room. As I took off my shirt, he looked at me, ran into the corner, and threw up. Well that's a confidence booster. FML

#21450074
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7597) - you deserved it (679)

On 07/31/2015 at 2:55pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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