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Today I found out that paying $40 for next-day shipping doesn't ensure that you'll receive the item the next day or even the next week. I assumed it was my fault for ordering too late into the holiday season. Turns out they never shipped it. When I finally received it 10 days late, it was the wrong item. FML

by __shirtless__ / 12/09/2016 at 10:09pm / Holidays

Today, it's the 11th day I've been in the hospital due to my kidneys. My mother has come in every day since to make me feel bad about missing Thanksgiving. FML

by Anonymous / 12/06/2016 at 12:09pm / United States (Florida) / Health

Today, I applied online for a position and typed, "OH&S Certificate." It autocorrected to, "OH&SHIT Certificate." I didn't notice until the site e-mailed me a copy of my completed application. They'd already received it. FML

by Damn / 12/06/2016 at 3:12pm / Work

Today, my older brother thought it would be hilarious to have over 200 people show up at my house to celebrate my wedding anniversary with my husband. Apparently, this was his "I'm sorry" present for missing my wedding last year. FML

by a very mad sister / 12/10/2016 at 8:33pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, after dropping my phone in the toilet, I left it dismantled outside in my backyard to dry hoping it could be saved. I forgot about the phone as well as the sprinklers that were scheduled to go off. FML

by AnAngryyGiraffe / 12/05/2016 at 11:46pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was so hungry and broke that I resorted to drinking salad dressing. FML

by Watchingmyfigure / 12/06/2016 at 12:55pm / United States (Florida) / Money

Today, my boss yelled at me for leaving on time. After months of management hounding us about our overtime, I get in trouble for doing what I was supposed to do. FML

by Anonymous / 12/06/2016 at 3:14pm / Work

Today, I attended a white elephant party at work and the box I picked had whisky and beer. Since I am a Muslim, I took it to my Christian friend's house and gave it to him. As I was walking there, I passed my imam on the street. Awkward. FML

by Miriam / 12/10/2016 at 3:44am / Holidays

Today, my partner and I took his daughter to a museum. "I want to see the dead people!" is all she said the whole journey there. She's four. FML

by hellpop / 12/10/2016 at 11:23am / United Kingdom (Sandwell) / Kids

Today, I was visiting my grandma who has a beagle named Max. He was so excited to see me, he jumped on my face and peed. FML

by lean_mean_meme_machine / 12/10/2016 at 2:07pm / United States (Florida) / Animals