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Sunday 24 May 2015

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Today, I had to ask one of my coworkers if we were supposed to return a client's teeth to her. I work at a jewellery store. FML

#21413953
30 comments

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On 05/22/2015 at 11:02am - work - by grossedout (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, was my first experience having sex. It was also my first experience with a condom breaking. FML

#21413990
116 comments

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On 05/22/2015 at 12:27pm - intimacy - by Vexatious - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my aunt, whom I live with, told me she is going to move out and demanded her half of the rent back, as she only spent two days a week there. When I told her that's not how rent works, she called my mom to tell her what a failure she had raised. Her own sons are unemployed drug addicts. FML

#21414120
46 comments

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On 05/22/2015 at 6:14pm - money - by Failure (woman) - Germany (Sachsen-Anhalt)

Today, my neighbor's dog decided to knock over our trash cans, which were full of my bathroom trash. I had to pick up tampon and maxi pad wrappers from all over the neighborhood. FML

#21414242
48 comments

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On 05/22/2015 at 11:25pm - misc - by A - United States (Georgia)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said she wanted to accept, but that she'd basically have to get her mom's permission first. Apparently the answer was no. The worst thing is that she really is this unhealthily dependent on her mom, and probably wasn't lying about needing her permission. FML

#21414249
54 comments

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On 05/22/2015 at 11:44pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

#21413767
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20060) - you deserved it (1551)

On 05/21/2015 at 10:22pm - misc - by anon - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I used a tanning bed for the first time ever, in an attempt to get a base tan for the summer. No one bothered to warn me that you shouldn't go the full ten minutes your first time. Now my skin is as red as my hair. FML

#21413860
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13966) - you deserved it (15687)

On 05/22/2015 at 3:36am - health - by missko519 (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML

#21414342
32 comments

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On 05/23/2015 at 7:06am - kids - by DENTALITY (woman) - Norway

Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML

#21414323
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5935) - you deserved it (570)

On 05/23/2015 at 3:51am - kids - by DaoOfPow (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my father passed away. I called my boss to let him know about the situation. His only response before hanging up: "Shit, dude. Well, I'll see you in the morning, these reports won't write themselves." FML

#21414400
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6933) - you deserved it (328)

On 05/23/2015 at 10:50am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)



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