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Friday 4 September 2015

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Today, I had to complete a simple math problem to submit a web form in order to show that I wasn't a spam robot. I got it wrong. I'm officially too bad at arithmetic to prove I'm human. FML

#21464190
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8689) - you deserved it (3923)

On 09/03/2015 at 4:14pm - misc - by stupidrobot (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found my cat who's been missing for three days, sitting inside my neighbor's window. He won't answer the door. FML

Today, while making out in my car, the guy I was with decided it'd be a great idea to stick his tongue in my ear. He shoved it in so far that my ear still feels wet four hours later. FML

#21464284
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5190) - you deserved it (570)

On 09/03/2015 at 9:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me. I got a hold of the girl he was cheating on me with. She was as oblivious as I was of each other's existence. Apparently, the fucker told her he lived with his "sister," who's "a bitch and makes his life impossible". He was referring to me. FML

#21464364
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3401) - you deserved it (231)

On 09/04/2015 at 12:40am - love - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was getting ready to go out with my family. As I was putting my phone in my purse, my father told me I wouldn't need it because we were going to spend 'quality time' together. The entire time I was there, everyone was staring at their phone. I was the only one without one. FML

#21464463
13 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1038) - you deserved it (127)

On 09/04/2015 at 10:15am - misc - by idk (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)



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