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Saturday 19 April 2014

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Today, I lied to the cashier at my local store, saying that I was "nominated to buy the candy for the party" when in actuality I went home and gorged on it alone. FML

#21116013
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24487) - you deserved it (7490)

On 04/18/2014 at 1:37am - misc - by Fatass - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I met my girlfriend's dad at a tennis game. I could tell he despised me from the start, but it only got worse when I played him. He smashed the ball at me and I went to hit it, but I missed and fell over, tearing my arm up on the gravel. He had a smirk on his face for the rest of the day. FML

#21116561
47 comments

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On 04/18/2014 at 6:07pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I realized that I get more mail addressed to the old tenant of my apartment than to me. He hasn't lived here in years. FML

#21116653
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11923) - you deserved it (1057)

On 04/18/2014 at 7:59pm - misc - by you'vegotmail(not) - United States (California)

Today, after living in my apartment for nearly a year, I heard my neighbor having a violent toilet session. Now I realize he's always been able to hear the wrath of my bowels too. We wave at each other every day. FML

#21116951
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4329) - you deserved it (395)

On 04/19/2014 at 3:44am - misc - by crappy - United States



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