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Wednesday 2 September 2015

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Today, I got a notice from the housing association, if I don't water my lawn I will be charged a $150 fine. Yet if I do water my lawn the city with charge me a $150 fine because of the drought. FML

#21463419
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1951) - you deserved it (106)

On 09/01/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by really? - United States

Today, I left my phone outside on the grass while I went inside to get a drink. I didn't expect my dad to run over it with the lawn mower. FML

#21463365
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6124) - you deserved it (10470)

On 09/01/2015 at 12:46pm - misc - by RiceCrispyTreats - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, a customer service guy called to fix a problem I've been having with my phone. When it transpired that he couldn't help, he transferred me to another representative. This other representative ended up being a John Deere dealer in Michigan. FML

#21463522
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1531) - you deserved it (99)

On 09/01/2015 at 10:26pm - misc - by NotBuyingATractor (man) - United States (California)



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