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Wednesday 9 July 2014

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Today, I was informed by a laughing friend, that my phone must be taking and uploading photos to Google+. Among numerous black shots, there is a particularly nice one of me while I'm sitting on the toilet. FML

#21208679
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38130) - you deserved it (5813)

On 07/14/2014 at 5:31am - misc - by photoman (man) - Austria (Wien)

Today, I got chewed out by a parent for putting her kid underwater. I teach swim lessons. FML

#21209168
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44860) - you deserved it (3772)

On 07/14/2014 at 7:04pm - work - by AFH2O - United States (California)

Today, I heard back from a company that I recently interviewed with. They told me I didn't get the job because "it was obvious that I had been coached." I wasn't. Sorry that I actually researched the company unlike the rest of the nit-wit candidates. FML

#21203575
72 comments

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On 07/09/2014 at 1:02am - work - by jobless (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I woke up to my dog jumping on my bed and licking me all over. It would've been fine, if I hadn't woken the first time a few minutes earlier to the sight of him going to town on his balls. FML

#21210701
65 comments

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On 07/16/2014 at 11:44am - animals - by ballbreath (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I nearly had an anxiety attack trying to sneak up on my sister to silly-string her. FML

#21205230
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33573) - you deserved it (13125)

On 07/10/2014 at 5:28pm - misc - by cassieono - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I taught my 23-year-old boyfriend how to correctly brush his teeth. FML

#21209921
87 comments

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On 07/15/2014 at 5:24pm - health - by stinky breath - United States (California)

Today, I caught my dog drinking from the toilet. After yelling at him, his apology was licking my face. FML

#21208337
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38268) - you deserved it (9304)

On 07/13/2014 at 10:10pm - animals - by dogggg (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML

#21202583
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43669) - you deserved it (4154)

On 07/08/2014 at 4:40am - misc - by crippled (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I went into my former workplace. While there, an ex-coworker told me that after I quit, they split my position into two separate jobs. When I worked there, my boss had told me to suck it up whenever I said there was too much work for just one person. FML

#21209204
51 comments

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On 07/14/2014 at 7:52pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out the record label I was talking to was actually just my friends who have way too much time on their hands. FML

#21204665
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43470) - you deserved it (5493)

On 07/10/2014 at 1:24am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while working as a barista, a customer yelled about her muffins and butter not being ready since she only had a "short time to eat". There were 7 tip giving customers ahead of her, but I rushed her order. She gave no tip and stayed for over an hour. FML

#21211312
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42283) - you deserved it (5065)

On 07/16/2014 at 10:46pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my wooden floor gave me a splinter on the bottom of my foot. I don't have the flexibility nor the eyesight to find it. FML

#21208684
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39855) - you deserved it (6849)

On 07/14/2014 at 5:56am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I went to fill out my time sheet. Someone had edited it, and now it suddenly ends August 22nd. I think I'm getting fired. FML



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