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Wednesday 2 July 2014

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Today, My Grlfriend Was Feeling Down Cuz She Has Putted On Some Weight. I Tried To Make Her Feel Better By Showing Her I Can Still Pick Her Up. I Can, An I Was Even Able To Hide The Fact That I Shat Myself Doing It. I'm So Romantic. Real FML

#21200680
122 comments

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On 07/06/2014 at 3:28pm - love - by oh shit (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today..!! I found a wasp in mah kitchen..!! so I opend the back door and left the room 4 10 minutes in the hope that it would fly away!! Upon returning..!! I found that there were now three wasps..!! a vicious cat and a very panickd pigeon crashing around the room!! FML

#21197738
77 comments

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On 07/03/2014 at 8:27pm - animals - by Snow-White (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

I woke up to mah young niece hammering a metal cookie cutter into mah leg. I'll have a teddy bear shaped scar 4 the rest of mah life. FML

#21199181
146 comments

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On 07/05/2014 at 1:40am - kids - by umerin - Canada (British Columbia)

Taday I woke up to an old lady right outside my open window, saying "Hello in there! Are you sleepy?" I was so startled that I answered her . She screamed . Turns out she's my nieghbour's elderly mother, didn't know I was in there, an was talking to my cat . FML

#21201617
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On 07/07/2014 at 11:59am - animals - by ADanceWithDavos (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my little sister started freaking out, because she was playing with some white-out eraser an got some on her finger!! She started crying inconsolably because she thought her entre finger was going to disappear!! FML

#21198613
67 comments

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On 07/04/2014 at 3:41pm - kids - by neryc (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today ma grandma got a new boyfriend . Se dumped te old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

#21195046
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51495) - you deserved it (4415)

On 07/01/2014 at 1:31pm - love - by carebear1228 (woman) - United States (California)

Today I Sped Off Down The Road Then Realized To Horror That Cat Was Clinging To The Roof Of The Car!! FML

Today, It's My Birthday. My Next-door Nieghbours Gave Me A Stool An Some Rope. FML

#21194564
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56291) - you deserved it (5217) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/01/2014 at 12:55am - love - by NosChersVoisins - France (Aquitaine)

Today, I walked outside to find my 3 year old daughter and her pet fish playing together on the swings. FML

#21203004
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On 07/08/2014 at 3:55pm - animals - by Jack00412 - United States (New Jersey)

Today I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs!! I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead!! She sent me one back!! FML

#21196202
153 comments

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On 07/02/2014 at 1:01pm - intimacy - by boob sisters (woman) - United States (Georgia)

I CUMMD HOME FROM VACATION... ONLY TO FINE MAH NEIGHBOURS RELAXING ON MAH PATIO... AN THERE KIDS SWIMMING IN MAH POOL. FML

#21197297
168 comments

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On 07/03/2014 at 12:42pm - misc - by Anonymous - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today.. . mah teenage daughter fakd a suicide because I bought her a Samsung instead of an iPhone for her brthday . FML

#21198840
340 comments

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On 07/04/2014 at 8:15pm - kids - by iphonerevolution - South Africa

Today, I went to see the school counselor to schedule mah classe fir school!! She askd me if I knew how to speak English!! My parent r Chinese and I don't even know how to speak Chinese!! I've livd in America mah whole life!! Plus, I even spoke to her in English to ask about classes!! FML

#21200980
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44485) - you deserved it (3470)

On 07/06/2014 at 9:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version



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