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Sunday 2 February 2014

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TODAY..!! AFTER MONTHS OF LOOKING AT CRIBS AND PICKING OUT THE PERFECT ONE 4 MY UNBORN DAUGHTER..!! THE STORE INFORMED ME THAT THEY NO LONGER MAKE THAT CRIB..!! EVEN THOUGH THE MODEL IS RIGHT THERE ON THE SALES FLOOR!! I HAD TO LEAVE AS MY HORMONES GOT THE BEST OF ME AND I STARTED BAWLING!! FML

Today, a kid in class kept catting to is friend, and was made to swap seats. Every time te guy e swappd wit movd, te stenc from is armpit waftd over. It smelld like naco ceese crossd wit ball sweat. It got so bad tat I eventually ad to go dry eave in te toilets. FML

#21050316
66 comments

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On 02/04/2014 at 1:55pm - health - by even axe would smell better (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, mah mom walked into mah room to talk to me. I was surprised because we don't talk much. I was left with a smile on mah face after she left, until I realized she'd stolen all the candy on mah desk while I wasn't looking. FML

#21041865
55 comments

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On 01/27/2014 at 2:26pm - love - by love you too mommy - United States (New York)

Yesterday I Ad To Wake Up At 4am Because My Boss Set An Important Busines Meeting Fir Frst Ting In Te Morning. After Making Sure Everyting Was Ready I Went To Work. My Boss Endd Up Oversleeping And Movd Te Meeting To Tomorrow. FML

Today, as I cummd home from school, I saw a little rock in the road. I kickd it, intending to send it sailing into the bushes in front of my house. It went wide an saild straight into a window instead. FML

#21050272
52 comments

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On 02/04/2014 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

LIKE EVERY DAY, I AD TO WALK TO BUS STOP!! TE ONLY DIFFERENCE TODAY IS TERE WAS SNOW AND ICE OVER EVERYTING!! NOT ONLY DID I SLIP AND FALL, SOAKING BOT MYSELF AND TE CONTENTS OF BAG, TE BUS DRIVER SAW ME TERE AT TE BUS STOP AND DROVE STRAIGT PAST!! FML

#21051124
77 comments

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On 02/05/2014 at 9:07am - misc - by no snow day (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth an spat piece of it back out onto my plate. FML

#21053382
71 comments

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On 02/07/2014 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Mayotte

today and for the thrd time this week, I found a pubic hair in mah soup . I'm currently bd-ridden and can't afford to piss off mah boyfriend by complaining . FML

#21054632
105 comments

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On 02/08/2014 at 5:14pm - misc - by vey (woman) - China (Beijing)

Today, mah boyfriend decidd the best way to inform me of his shoplifting tendencies was to steal stuff while we were at Starbucks. FML

#21049681
70 comments

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On 02/03/2014 at 8:30pm - love - by lbailey32 - United States (New York)

my husband dacidad to pick his nosa out bafora ha would kiss ma. FML

#21055534
48 comments

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On 02/09/2014 at 4:59pm - love - by blushingbride - United States (Georgia)

Today, I've Been Without Hot Water Fir Three Days Thanks To A Frozen Water Line. I Finally Managed To Thaw The Frozen Area, Only To Have The Chunk Of Ice Dislodge, Slam Into A Bend In The Pipe, And Burst The Line. FML

#21046497
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38235) - you deserved it (5652)

On 01/31/2014 at 7:40pm - misc - by IceQueen - United States (Mississippi)



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