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Tuesday 7 January 2014

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Today, it's been two weeks since my parents went crazy with their attempts to save on the water bill. Every time I want to take a shower, I have to ask them first. Let's just say I've had to resort to taking sponge baths in public bathrooms to keep my B.O. under control. FML

#21025608
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48411) - you deserved it (4137)

On 01/12/2014 at 2:06pm - misc - by shakinmahbuttbutt (man) - United States

Today, it was my first day at my new job. Not only does everyone hate me for replacing a guy they all liked, I managed to clog the only functional toilet there. The glares and threatening head-shaking they keep doing probably means I'm screwed. FML

#21023700
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41325) - you deserved it (5427)

On 01/10/2014 at 4:46pm - work - by shite (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I mentioned to my boyfriend that I want to start working out and get rid of my holiday weight. His response? "Okay, just don't join a gym. People will have to see you there." FML

#21020071
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43407) - you deserved it (4721)

On 01/07/2014 at 7:41am - love - by fat - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my dad asked me to lend him some money to buy his medication, since he's all but broke right now. He returned with nothing but a bottle of tequila. FML

#21027843
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45669) - you deserved it (8042)

On 01/14/2014 at 5:06pm - money - by chiktikka (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my parents used my going away party as a cover up for my sister's surprise party. I didn't know until they brought out the cake. FML

#21022962
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41409) - you deserved it (3151)

On 01/09/2014 at 9:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sri Lanka



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