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Tuesday 7 January 2014

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Today, my dad asked me to lend him some money to buy his medication, since he's all but broke right now. He returned with nothing but a bottle of tequila. FML

#21027843
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47443) - you deserved it (8223)

On 01/14/2014 at 5:06pm - money - by chiktikka (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my boss hung a dartboard in his office. It has a printout of my employee photo taped to it. FML

#21023884
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40763) - you deserved it (4638)

On 01/10/2014 at 8:20pm - work - by lk mm, n vwls (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my parents used my going away party as a cover up for my sister's surprise party. I didn't know until they brought out the cake. FML

#21022962
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42552) - you deserved it (3239)

On 01/09/2014 at 9:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sri Lanka

Today, after trying for several days to change some details on the social security website, I got fed up and called them. I waited nearly two hours on hold, and when I finally got through, the guy on the other end just told me to reboot my computer and try again, then hung up on me. FML

#21027789
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45494) - you deserved it (4247)

On 01/14/2014 at 4:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I called my auto insurance company to try to get some discounts and lower my rate. I ended up adding $30 to my monthly payment. FML

#21021391
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39925) - you deserved it (13842)

On 01/08/2014 at 2:03pm - money - by Can2 (man) - United States (Texas)



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