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Tuesday 31 December 2013

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Today, instead of spending New Year's Eve having a romantic night out with my fiancé as we'd planned, I'm spending it sitting beside him in the hospital because his friends convinced him to go off-road ghost-riding in the dead of night. FML

#21011862
104 comments

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On 12/31/2013 at 6:38pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I asked my 5-year-old nephew to clean up his mess of toys. He responded by kicking my foot. My bandaged foot which was still recovering from my surgery last week. I'm probably going to need another operation to fix the damage. FML

#21017302
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45947) - you deserved it (4755)

On 01/05/2014 at 12:11am - kids - by scotsgal (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I mentioned to my boyfriend that I want to start working out and get rid of my holiday weight. His response? "Okay, just don't join a gym. People will have to see you there." FML

#21020071
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43804) - you deserved it (4755)

On 01/07/2014 at 7:41am - love - by fat - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I caught my neighbor picking my flowers out of the planter on my porch. When I said something to her, she ran off and knocked over the planter, smashing it. She is now acting like nothing happened. FML

Today, I tried proving to my best friend that I wasn't a lesbian by telling her I once liked her brother. She was mad because I never told her and now she's calling him. FML

#21013942
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38602) - you deserved it (5946)

On 01/02/2014 at 4:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, my neighbor's sons decided it would be funny to throw rocks at my house. I went outside to scold them and saw my other neighbors gathered around, watching. They didn't stop them because they thought I wasn't home. FML

#21014729
58 comments

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On 01/02/2014 at 9:24pm - misc - by Frustrated (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got an e-mail regarding an IT support job I applied to. The e-mail had numerous formatting errors due to bad code, and typos all over the place. It said I wasn't qualified for the job. FML

#21011264
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38763) - you deserved it (3077)

On 12/31/2013 at 3:08am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my water pipes froze and burst and I now have to take snow from my back yard and boil it down into water in order to flush my toilet. FML

Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML

#21018283
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41628) - you deserved it (6565)

On 01/05/2014 at 9:04pm - misc - by frozen solid - United States (Pennsylvania)



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