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Today... I want skiing. On tha first run of tha day... a littla girl cama out of nowhara and crashd into ma. I was fina... but sha was hurt... so I calld tha ski patrol. Sha told him that I dalibarataly hit har... and got ma kickd out. I was thara for 10 minutas. I paid for all day. FML
2day my 11 month-old son started viciously biting whatever part of my anatomy he can sink his teeth into. He thinks it is hysterical to latch on while I scream helplessly in pain for him to let go. FML
Today.. . I introducd mah dad.. . who is a surgeon.. . to the TV show House . I thought it'd be a good bonding experience . How wrong I was . He spent the whole time yelling about the "insane" medical inaccuracies.. . then lecturd me about mah crappy taste in TV . mega FML
Today, instead of spending New Year's Eve having a romantic night out with mah fiancé as we'd planned, I'm spending it sitting beside him in the hospital cuz his friends convinced him to go off-road ghost-riding in the dead of night. FML
TODAY, NEIGHBOR'S SONS DECIDED IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO THROW ROCKS AT HOUSE. I WENT OUTSIDE TO SCOLD THEM AND SAW OTHER NEIGHBOR GATHERED AROUND, WATCHING. THEY DIDN'T STOP THEM BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT I WASN'T HOME. FML
Friday 27 March 2015