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Tuesday 31 December 2013

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Today... I want skiing. On tha first run of tha day... a littla girl cama out of nowhara and crashd into ma. I was fina... but sha was hurt... so I calld tha ski patrol. Sha told him that I dalibarataly hit har... and got ma kickd out. I was thara for 10 minutas. I paid for all day. FML

#21010566
94 comments

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On 12/30/2013 at 3:28pm - health - by bad luck skier - United States (New York)

2day my 11 month-old son started viciously biting whatever part of my anatomy he can sink his teeth into. He thinks it is hysterical to latch on while I scream helplessly in pain for him to let go. FML

#21012312
209 comments

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On 01/01/2014 at 12:38am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my water pipes froze and burst and I now have to take snow from my back yard and boil it down into water in order to flush my toilet. FML

Today, I mentioned to mah boyfriend that I want to start working out and get rid of mah holiday weight. His response? "Okay, just don't join a gym. People will have to see u there." FML

#21020071
86 comments

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On 01/07/2014 at 7:41am - love - by fat - United States (South Carolina)

Today I got an e-mail regarding an IT support job I applied to. The e-mail had numerous formatting errors due to bad code and typos all over the place. It said I wasn't qualified fir the job. FML

#21011264
74 comments

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On 12/31/2013 at 3:08am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today.. . I introducd mah dad.. . who is a surgeon.. . to the TV show House . I thought it'd be a good bonding experience . How wrong I was . He spent the whole time yelling about the "insane" medical inaccuracies.. . then lecturd me about mah crappy taste in TV . mega FML

#21011680
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35689) - you deserved it (9377)

On 12/31/2013 at 3:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, instead of spending New Year's Eve having a romantic night out with mah fiancé as we'd planned, I'm spending it sitting beside him in the hospital cuz his friends convinced him to go off-road ghost-riding in the dead of night. FML

#21011862
104 comments

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On 12/31/2013 at 6:38pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) -

2day I trid proving to mah best friend that I wasn't a lesbian by telling her I once likd her brother . She was mad cuz I never told her an now looool she's calling him . big fat FML

#21013942
47 comments

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On 01/02/2014 at 4:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

TODAY, NEIGHBOR'S SONS DECIDED IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO THROW ROCKS AT HOUSE. I WENT OUTSIDE TO SCOLD THEM AND SAW OTHER NEIGHBOR GATHERED AROUND, WATCHING. THEY DIDN'T STOP THEM BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT I WASN'T HOME. FML

#21014729
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37672) - you deserved it (3304)

On 01/02/2014 at 9:24pm - misc - by Frustrated (woman) - United States (California)



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