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Tuesday 3 December 2013

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Today, I had to listen to fellow classmates whine about selling one of their many houses, while I can barely afford to pay for a $100 textbook. FML

#20987288
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42720) - you deserved it (2956)

On 12/10/2013 at 1:04am - money - by thefifthdoctor - United States (Washington)

Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML

#20982946
48 comments

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On 12/06/2013 at 4:20pm - misc - by oh (woman) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, a woman called the store I work for. When she found out it was a wrong number, she started to cry and asked me to stay on the line with her, talking about her dead husband and how she hasn't laughed in years. FML

Today, I went to an ATM to see how much money I had in my account. I put the card in. It never gave it back. FML

#20980160
98 comments

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On 12/04/2013 at 3:27am - money - by Broke - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that if you accidentally step on your boss's dog's tail, yes, you can get fired. But not because you stepped on the dog's tail. You didn't say sorry. FML

#20979207
180 comments

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On 12/03/2013 at 9:04am - work - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I'm not getting paid 400$ per month because I failed my Russian language proficiency test. Russian is my first language. FML

#20980385
132 comments

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On 12/04/2013 at 11:24am - work - by russianfail - United States (Texas)

Today, I dropped a $400 bottle of wine while trying to get the cork out. FML

#20982484
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44932) - you deserved it (17208)

On 12/06/2013 at 2:08am - money - by butterfingers - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, marks my third day of school being closed due to snow. One, and only one, of the teachers has decided that we have to do work online in the meantime. I just so happen to be in three of his classes. FML

#20987643
108 comments

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On 12/10/2013 at 12:26pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I came home to a noise complaint letter taped to my apartment door. I haven't been home in over a month. FML

#20981967
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36838) - you deserved it (2074)

On 12/05/2013 at 6:39pm - misc - by Lulu - United States (Missouri)

Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML

#20986108
55 comments

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On 12/09/2013 at 7:59am - misc - by someone - United States (Ohio)

Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML

#20979319
67 comments

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On 12/03/2013 at 12:28pm - health - by wheezy - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I received an unexpected package from my mother. It contained my cat's ashes. Apparently he died 3 weeks ago and she thought this was the best way to tell me. FML

#20981265
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41221) - you deserved it (2622)

On 12/05/2013 at 12:18am - animals - by Cat Ashes (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, the "man cold" has infected my brother. He honestly thinks he's dying. He only has the sniffles. FML

#20982595
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36519) - you deserved it (3412)

On 12/06/2013 at 7:21am - health - by linzl00 - United States (Massachusetts)



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