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Thursday 24 October 2013

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Today, I found out through one of my friends that my boyfriend cheated on me. He says it doesn't count as cheating because he couldn't get it up. FML

#20930754
103 comments

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On 10/23/2013 at 3:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually claimed that his cheating didn't count because A) the other girl is his lab partner, and B) she's overweight. FML

#20933703
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46930) - you deserved it (3667)

On 10/25/2013 at 5:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for well over an hour while riding it up to my weight and fitness class. Very funny, universe. FML

#20932462
70 comments

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On 10/24/2013 at 3:16pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, while visiting my mother, she asked my son who his favorite parent was. As a growing boy, he chose his father. I don't mind, except she then asked, "So, whose side are you taking in the divorce?" My husband and I have no marital issues. My son refuses to believe us. FML

#20932049
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On 10/24/2013 at 2:05am - kids - by he's still not convinced (woman) - United States

Today, I invited my boyfriend over to meet my new puppy. My dog decided to take a dump on his lap. He is now not talking to me because he thinks I trained my dog to do that. FML

#20934961
57 comments

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On 10/26/2013 at 9:23pm - animals - by Puppy problems - United States (Vermont)

Today, I went on a blind date. The girl seemed perfect for me, until I found out she says "lol" and "rofl" out loud whenever she laughs. She also believes sex screws with people's "spiritual energy", and that's why she'll never have it. FML

#20934761
124 comments

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On 10/26/2013 at 5:27pm - love - by CUCKOO (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I overcame my stage fright and got up in front of a café audience with my acoustic guitar to sing a few of my songs. Some asshat kept yelling stuff like "NEEDS MORE COWBELL!" and "FREEBIRD!", which made me lose my nerve and flee. FML

#20937310
85 comments

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On 10/28/2013 at 9:57pm - misc - by NickDrakeFan (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend of a year denied in front of everyone that we ever dated. FML

#20930973
126 comments

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On 10/23/2013 at 11:42am - love - by Zkroger (man) - United States

Today, someone tried to steal my backpack from the hook on the bathroom stall. Good news: they were caught off-guard by how heavy it was and dropped it. Bad news: my foot is now broken from using it to cushion the backpack's fall. FML

Today, we found out that my unborn sibling is a girl, and my parents quickly named her. In a few years' time, "Candida" is going to catch all kinds of shit at school, just like I do for being named Dorothy. My "friends" have already started calling me "lil' yeast infection's sis". FML

#20935789
154 comments

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On 10/27/2013 at 3:52pm - misc - by Dor51 (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mother was talking about a holiday she went on this time last year. She turned to me to say, "You would've loved it, it's a shame you couldn't come". I was there. It was just the two of us on holiday together. FML

#20938197
51 comments

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On 10/29/2013 at 6:09pm - misc - by Liv (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, the family upstairs decided to play basketball. Indoors. At 3am. FML

#20928702
96 comments

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On 10/21/2013 at 9:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I finally got to surprise my boyfriend with a birthday cake. I spent four days planning the perfect one. First thing he says? "Erm, you know I'm 32, right?" I got his age wrong. FML

#20937690
102 comments

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On 10/29/2013 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia



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