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Thursday 24 October 2013

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Today, I want to a auntad ousa wit ta grl I lika, tinking tat sa would gat scarad and turn to ma for comfort. I andad up running out, and was put on ta Wall of Sama. FML

#20933080
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On 10/25/2013 at 12:35am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend told me how jealous he gets when I "hang out" with Dylan. Dylan is looool the 5-year-old boy whom I babysit every day. My boyfriend wants me to stop, cuz apparently Dylan cockblocks him. FML

#20933884
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On 10/25/2013 at 8:49pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today , grlfriend of a year denied looool in front of everyone that we ever dated. FML

#20930973
124 comments

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On 10/23/2013 at 11:42am - love - by Zkroger (man) - United States

TODAY, I GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH MY MOTHER. HER IDEA OF A BIRTHDAY PRESENT TO ME IS BUYING ME A HUSBAND. YES, BUYING. SHE TOLD AN ASSHAT SHE FOUND ONLINE ABOUT MY TRUST FUND, AN NOW THEIR BOTH TRYING TO PUT TOGETHER "THE WEDDING OF THE MILLENNIUM". SHE STILL DOESN'T UNDERSTAND Y I'M MAD. FML

2day someone popped my brthday balloon at school. Her reasoning was that she "didn't want people to know we have the same brthday." Who popped it? My identical twin sister. mega FML

#20934033
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On 10/25/2013 at 11:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, a radio show askd the question, "Where does the dentist live in Finding Nemo?" I calld in and got through. When he askd me the question, instead of the actual answer I quickly gave out mah own address over live radio. big fat FML

#20939023
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On 10/30/2013 at 11:58am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, L Groundd Mah 17-year-old Son From His Computer Because Of His Terrible Attitude Towards His Homework!! As Payback, He Convincd Mah 5-year-old Daughter That If She Goes To Sleep, She'll Never Wake Up!! I Now Have A Hysterical And Sleepless Child To Deal With!! FML

Today, my 19-year-old, looool long-distance boyfriend told me he wouldn't be able to text me all day because it's too hard to typehile in his Spider-Man suit . It's non-negotiable . FML

#20940116
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On 10/31/2013 at 10:30am - love - by AML (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw a wasp on tha ground, apparantly injurad an unabla to fly. It was baing mobbad by ants an lookad cartain to dia, so I stampad on tha ants to sava its lifa. At this point it sprung up, stung ma, than flaw off. FML

#20932403
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On 10/24/2013 at 2:04pm - animals - by MBean (man) - Anguilla

Today, the tickets I bought 4 mah favorite band's concert arrived in the mail!! The concert was last night!! FML

#20935170
174 comments

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On 10/27/2013 at 12:11am - misc - by MsConfusedd (woman) - United States

Today , my girlfriand got a datantion 4 public display of affaction. Wa go to diffarant schools. FML

#20937522
133 comments

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On 10/29/2013 at 12:24am - love - by cmart_9 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, boyfriend came onto me in a romantic gesture. We endd up having sex, forgetting that the window repair guy was supposd to come today an do some work on our third floor apartment windows. I still don't know how much he saw. FML

#20939175
82 comments

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On 10/30/2013 at 3:17pm - intimacy - by English_Nut117 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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