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Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML

by French / 10/24/2013 at 8:52am / Australia (Victoria) / Love

Today, while working as a paramedic, we got called to an assisted living home. The medical emergency? The woman had a leak in her bathroom and wanted it fixed. FML

by random / 10/23/2013 at 6:41pm / United States (Texas) / Health

Today, I found out that my husband told his mom that she can move in with us once his time in the army is over. We are moving into my house, and he didn't think it was important to run it by me first. FML

by imchacon22 / 10/26/2013 at 6:42pm / United States (Kansas) / Love

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Today, I was cycling home when I saw my sister, who lives a 4 hour drive away, walking past me on the path. I turned my head and called to her, causing me not to notice the pothole in front of me. My front wheel went in and I went over the handlebars. It wasn't even my sister. FML

by karlajjjjj / 10/25/2013 at 8:19am / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had my first interview in over a year. I panicked and passed out. FML

by s13495 / 10/24/2013 at 11:52am / United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull, City of) / Work

Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML

by Anonymous / 10/25/2013 at 1:20pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, when I locked my newly repaired bike up, I carefully took the new rear light off it so that nobody could steal said light. Somebody stole my bike. At least I have a red light to play with. FML

by Anonymous / 10/28/2013 at 2:31am / United Kingdom (Leicester) / Miscellaneous

Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML

by anonymous / 10/21/2013 at 2:53am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Health

Today, I had to listen to my boss say "Arabica beans" in a goofy, fake New England accent every time the McDonald's ice coffee commercial came on the radio. I worked a 12-hour shift. FML

by Anonymous / 10/28/2013 at 8:53pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Work