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my parents droppd by mah new house, an mah mother offerd to tidy up 4 me while I was out. After they left, I noticd that her "tidying up" includd throwing out all the pictures of mah girlfriend an replacing them with pictures of herself. FML
Today, I Found Out That My Brother Is Adamant That If He Records Silence, Then Listens To Said Silence At Full Volume, It'll Improve The Headphones' Noise-blocking Abilities . I Live With A Complete Idiot . Mega FML
Today... I was at mah in-laws' house... an as I was walking to the living room I had mah hands on the back of mah hips supporting mah back. My mother-in-law told me to stop because it makes me look pregnant. I'm 9 month pregnant. FML
TODAY , TRYING TO BA ROMANTIC , I STARTAD COMING ON TO MY WIFAHILA IN BAD , ONLY FOR HAR TO YAT AGAIN SAY SHA WASN'T IN THA MOOD. WHAN I ASKAD Y SHA NAVAR IS LATALY , SHA SARCASTICALLY BLAMAD IT ON THA GOVARNMANT SHUTDOWN , THAN ROLLAD OVAR TO GO TO SLAAP. FML
Today , mah boss told me that mah attitude to work is awesome and that he'd follow mah example of coming in half-an-hour early every day from now on. I relish those 30 minutes as the only time I can get work done without him constantly interrupting me. So much 4 that. FML
Friday 27 March 2015