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Tuesday 24 September 2013

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Today, I was let down for a movie date. As I'd already paid for the tickets, I got my narcoleptic sister to come and sit next to me while she slept, so it didn't look like I came on my own. FML

by cinemasaddo / 09/25/2013 at 6:12pm / United Kingdom / Love

Today, minutes before I walked down the aisle at my wedding, my drunk mother stumbled up to me and told me she was depressed and wanted to leave. FML

by notnow / 09/26/2013 at 9:32pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "mom" while at work. FML

by Anonymous / 09/29/2013 at 8:15pm / Brazil (Sao Paulo) / Work

Today, I found out that the vacation my mom has been planning to "repair our relationship" was just an opportunity to change her Facebook profile picture. FML

by clarakipper / 09/25/2013 at 3:19am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, my financial issues hit a new low when I had to borrow back some of the money I gave the guy who did my hair. FML

by MrsCasillas / 09/26/2013 at 2:24am / United States (Oklahoma) / Money

Today, I asked my dad why he only has pictures of me from when I was a little kid. Without skipping a beat, he said, "I only keep pictures from when I liked you." FML

by Anonymous / 09/24/2013 at 3:23am / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous