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Tuesday 24 September 2013

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Today, my one-night stand decided he wanted to meet my parents. FML

#20895300
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37131) - you deserved it (13171)

On 09/25/2013 at 2:59am - love - by so_screwed - United States (California)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML

#20899091
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47844) - you deserved it (4150)

On 09/28/2013 at 12:25pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Serbia

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML

#20899028
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48957) - you deserved it (3197)

On 09/28/2013 at 11:21am - love - by Christian (man) - United States

Today, the boy who loved me and left me literally became the poster boy for my college. His picture is on the home page of the college website and on a banner in the cafeteria where I eat every day. FML

#20893327
83 comments

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On 09/23/2013 at 6:38pm - love - by justonce (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got paired up with a coworker for a three-month project. All he talks about is how attractive my girlfriend is and what he would do with her. FML

#20901560
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46824) - you deserved it (3550)

On 09/30/2013 at 2:02am - work - by 3 More Months (man) - United States (California)

Today, even though I don't necessarily believe in soul mates, I found out my wife does. She met hers a few weeks ago. FML

#20896483
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44847) - you deserved it (3604)

On 09/26/2013 at 2:54am - love - by NotTheSoulMate (man) - United States

Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML

#20895735
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42296) - you deserved it (3647)

On 09/25/2013 at 3:23pm - love - by burb - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I found tiny little maggots in the bristles of my toothbrush. I have no idea how long they've been there. FML

Today, my mom blew her top when I casually mentioned that it's pretty well known that the story of Jesus is a retelling of older Persian and Egyptian stories. She then went on to yell at me that I wasted my money on college and "book learning". FML

#20903762
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34047) - you deserved it (10104)

On 10/01/2013 at 7:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I bought some really expensive face wipes that were supposed to cure my awful acne. I was excited to use them until I found out my mom had used them all wiping down her car. FML

Today, after being stood up at a diner, I called the girl who was supposed to have met me. Turns out, she thought I was kidding when I asked her out. FML

#20893951
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44057) - you deserved it (3080)

On 09/24/2013 at 1:16am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, while cleaning tables at the fast food place where I work, I had to remove two human teeth from a table top. FML

#20897664
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40020) - you deserved it (2921)

On 09/27/2013 at 2:04am - work - by pancakessdsjsn - United States (California)

Today, I discovered that I have caught head lice from my son. Unfortunately, they are living in my chest hair. FML

#20902262
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37995) - you deserved it (3614)

On 09/30/2013 at 5:59pm - health - by hairy (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)



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