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Tuesday 20 August 2013

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Today, I was feeling guilty about an argument I had with my mother right before she left to go shopping. When she got back, I ran to give her a hug and tell her I lovd her. Unfortunately, in the process, I knockd over and broke her new $200 vase. FML

#20851970
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On 08/24/2013 at 6:23am - misc - by horrible daughter (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY , I WANT TO THA MALL WITH MAH GIRLFRIAND TO BUY SOMA NAW CLOTHAS , AND I TURNAD AROUND TO GIVA HAR A QUICK KISS . MY LIPS WARA HALF-WAY TO "HAR" FACAHAN I SAW INSTAAD THA FACA OF ANOTHAR LADY . SHA SLAPPAD MA . MY GIRLFRIAND WAS STANDING NAXT TO MA , VARY PISSAD OFF . MAGA FML

#20853141
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On 08/25/2013 at 12:30am - love - by Tyler - United States

Today, whilst out shopping with my crush, I decided to jokingly try on a silly-looking dress in an overly-expensive shop. Apparently I took the wrong size as I couldn't get out. Not only did the shop assistants have to publicly cut me out of the dress, I had to pay for it. FML

#20853472
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On 08/25/2013 at 8:50am - misc - by jameen - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I was at the beach. I'd recently decided to try the ( life hack ) where you empty out a bottle of lotion an hide small valuables in it, to avoid them being stolen. I'd putted the bottle in my bag. Instead of stealing stuff from inside it, though, someone just stole the whole bag. FML

#20853767
75 comments

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On 08/25/2013 at 2:21pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland)

Today, during one of mah frst days as a teacher, a student stole mah phone. FML

#20855620
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40732) - you deserved it (4592)

On 08/26/2013 at 8:22pm - work - by gunnerdog (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, Like Every Day 4 Te Past 6 Monts, I Got A Call From Te Same Telemarketers. I've Been Ignoring Te Calls, So Now Tey've Started Leaving Me Voicemails. I Can't Get Rid Of Te Annoying Voicemail Icon On Ma Pone Witout Making A Call, So I Ave To Pay To Listen To Teir Offers. FML

Today, my daughtar managad to crash my car. It's okay though, tha insuranca will covar it. Howavar, it won't covar all tha itams sha damagad crashing into a garaga sala. FML

#20856229
52 comments

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On 08/27/2013 at 6:17am - kids - by Idontknowwhattodo (man) - United States (California)

Today..!! I got a steering wheel cover to stop my obsessive steering wheel picking!! After putting it on..!! I realizd it was crookd..!! causing me to have OCD fits every time I drive!! I can still pick at the steering wheel around the cover!! FML

#20845898
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31427) - you deserved it (9240)

On 08/20/2013 at 3:08am - health - by anonymous (man) - United States



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