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Wednesday 14 August 2013

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My Mom Got A Cat. I'm Allergic To Cats, So I Politely Asked My Mom Y She Got It. Her Response: "I Want U To Finally Want To Move Out." I Turned Eighteen Two Weeks Ago. Real FML

#20835283
136 comments

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On 08/13/2013 at 11:36am - work - by skaterboy - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT YAT ANOTHAR OF MY GUY FRIANDS LIKD MA. I POSTD THAT I JUST WANTD A GUY FRIAND THAT HAD ABSOLUTALY NO ROMANTIC FAALINGS 4 MA. MY CRUSH VOLUNTAARD. FML

#20842536
69 comments

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On 08/18/2013 at 12:41am - misc - by fail - United States

2day mah mom askd me , once again , if mah grlfriend of almost a year is just a cover up for being gay . big fat FML

#20835654
71 comments

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On 08/13/2013 at 4:19pm - love - by Zanovitch - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at the gymhen I noticd a girl I lyk working out on the elliptical . I went to go say hi, but chickend out an went to run on the treadmill in front of her instead . I was so nervous that I trippd an the machine threw me headfirst into her machine . FML

#20839453
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On 08/15/2013 at 10:32pm - love - by ZeroLuck (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. I told my boyfriend and my close family, wo were all ecstatic. Ten e told is moter. Her reaction? ( It better come out looking like im. ) FML

Today, I was eating with mah grandma an her sister, who don't get along . I went to the bathroom 4 just 2 minutes, only to come back to fine pancakes everywhere an our plates smashed on the ground . They got into a ( little argument ) . mega FML

#20835313
52 comments

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On 08/13/2013 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I HAD TO ENDURE GRLFRIEND CRYING AND SCREAMING AT ME . THE REASON? I'M NOT ABLE TO PLEASE HER LIKE THE FICTIONAL CHARACTER CHRISTIAN GREY IN 50 SHADE OF GREY . WHEN SHE LEFT ME, SHE TOOK ALL HER STUFF AND LEFT ME WITH COPIE OF THE 3 BOOKS . FML

#20845941
145 comments

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On 08/20/2013 at 4:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was told that son has Twitter an Facebook accounts that he uses to try to bully people online, some of which r celebrities. He does it really badly, though. FML

#20837780
61 comments

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On 08/14/2013 at 10:02pm - misc - by ShitStirringSon (man) - United States (California)

yesterday while in the restroom washing mah hands, a grl decided to let one rip while in the stall!! When she came out she gave me a drty look of disgust and said, ( At least wait until I leave!! ) She and I were the only ones in the restroom!! FML

#20841231
82 comments

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On 08/17/2013 at 1:11am - misc - by mugres22 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I discoverd thathen my crush leans in to kiss me, I get so nervou I throw up. Then throw up again thinking about how embarrassd I am. FML

#20841404
72 comments

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On 08/17/2013 at 4:24am - love - by love-shot - United States (Kansas)

Today, mah drunk mom kickd me out of mah own birthday party, calling me a "party-pooper" and saying I was killing everyone's buzz. FML

#20843210
39 comments

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On 08/18/2013 at 2:22pm - misc - by 12345678910 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I bid on an item on eBay, only to fine the exact item I wantd laterhile out in the city. I bought it, assuming I would be outbid, as always. Nope. FML

I was told tat I looked like a Kardasian by a total stranger. Flattered , I asked wic one. His response? "I don't know , te ugly one." FML

#20848594
108 comments

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On 08/21/2013 at 11:00pm - misc - by theuglyone - Canada (Ontario)



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