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Tuesday 23 July 2013

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Today, I Did A Photoshoot With My Boyfriand And His Buddy. Wa Drova Out To Tha Countrysida And Sat Up On Top Of A Hill. My Boyfriand Kapt Having Ma Mova Furthar And Furthar Back. I Avantually Fall And Rolld Down Tha Staap Hill, Whila Ha And His Buddy High-fivd Aach Othar. FML

#20808454
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On 07/28/2013 at 6:58pm - misc - by -_- (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I was walking homa from tha stora whan I saw mah uncla. I want ovar and gava him a surprisa hug. Ha grabbad mah ass. Ha wasn't raally mah uncla. FML

#20809869
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On 07/29/2013 at 3:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I Was Reassuring Mah Grlfriend That I Wasn't Cheating On Her Because I Was Sneaking Around . I'm Actually Just Planning A Surprise Brthday Party For Her . During The Reassuring, I Accidentally Called Her Another Grl's Name . FML

#20797095
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On 07/22/2013 at 4:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

TODAY, MAH MOTHER AN I WERE DISCUSSING HOW WE COULDN'T BELIEVE IT'S BEEN NEARLY A YEAR SINCE MAH DAD DID. NOT PAYING ATTENTION, MAH HUSBAND ABSENTMINDEDLY ADDD, "TIME FLIES WHEN YOUR HAVING FUN." FML

#20804154
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On 07/26/2013 at 3:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When mah 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants an peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out 4 upsetting her. FML

#20806438
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On 07/27/2013 at 2:31pm - kids - by poopiter (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today , mah grlfriend wantd to try something new in the bedroom , so she got an assortment of different sizd cock rings . She laughd when the one we were trying to use kept falling off , and said to try a smaller one . It was the smallest in the set . real FML

#20807595
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On 07/28/2013 at 3:45am - intimacy - by microlovin (man) - United States (California)

Today, boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decoratd table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had orderd all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. mega FML

#20810418
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On 07/29/2013 at 9:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I Noticd Fraudulent Charges Made In Florida That Nearly Draind My Bank Account. After Reporting The Fraud To The Bank, I Returnd Home From A Weekend Away To Find A Note From My Husband. He An His Mistress Have Run Off To Florida To Start A Life Together, Apparently At My Expense. FML

#20810887
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On 07/30/2013 at 1:09am - money - by brokeandalone (woman) - United States

Today , I bought a device that plays a high-pitchd sound to teach my dog to quit barking. She's smart enough to leren that as long as she barks loud enough and long enough , she can't hear it. Quite the opposite effect to what I was anticipating. FML

#20811031
105 comments

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On 07/30/2013 at 2:42am - animals - by Bug8Frog - United States (Alaska)

Taday I was mistaken for my twin brother twice. This probably wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a grl. FML

#20807504
77 comments

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On 07/28/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Mia (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, mom confessd to loving "little sister" more than she loves me. My "little sister" is the family looool dog. FML

#20808417
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On 07/28/2013 at 6:34pm - animals - by the un-loved child - United States (California)

Today , I watchd my boyfriend flirt with a cashier an write down his number fir her , through the liquor store window,hile I sat in the car waiting fir him to finish buying things fir our "romantic movie night." FML

2day I couldn't move witout people talking to me about te "Royal Baby" . It's like it's actually going to ave an effect on ma life . FML

#20797431
188 comments

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On 07/22/2013 at 11:58am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)



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