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Tuesday 16 July 2013

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Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML

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On 07/23/2013 at 5:51am - love - by foreveralone (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I had an allergy test. Not only was I allergic to 35 out of the 40 items, they also found out that I'm allergic to the latex gloves my doctor happened to be wearing. Now my entire back is covered in a rash that will last at least another week. FML

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On 07/15/2013 at 12:23am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I called an airline to try to locate a bag I left on a flight. When I told the phone rep which airport I flew into, he asked me what city it was in. He paused after I told him, then asked me what state Seattle is in. I don't think I'll be getting my bag back. FML

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On 07/22/2013 at 10:18pm - misc - by 1942ford (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I caught my roommate pouring back his leftover milk from his cereal back into the jug to "save money." FML

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On 07/23/2013 at 9:21am - misc - by why (man) -

Today, my husband removed the TV from our bedroom to improve our sex life. Still no sex because he watches TV on his iPhone. FML

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On 07/23/2013 at 6:42pm - intimacy - by oddgrrl99 (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, one of my bosses said, "You're going to take this as an insult, but it's not. At a certain age, women are supposed to cut their hair short." I have long hair. My bosses have all of the social skills of the guys from Big Bang Theory. FML

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110 comments

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On 07/23/2013 at 12:23am - work - by Irreverend (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dad's conspiracy theory obsession hit a new level of stupidity when he blurted "false flag" because our toaster stopped working. FML

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66 comments

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On 07/22/2013 at 4:19pm - misc - by facepalm (man) - United States

Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML

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On 07/23/2013 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by MenstruallyFrustrated - United States (Arizona)

Today, while texting my boyfriend, I noticed that he copies and pastes old messages so he doesn't have to write new ones. FML

Today, I woke up with a half-shaved head, thanks to the friends I let crash at my place last night. I have work in an hour and a half, and they hid my hair clippers. FML

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On 07/20/2013 at 1:47am - work - by Eisenhorn (man) - United States

Today, I found out why my girlfriend has lost interest in our relationship. She's found out she likes drinking. A lot. FML

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On 07/15/2013 at 2:15am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML

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On 07/18/2013 at 2:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, the family I live with decided that beer is a more important purchase than the things we need, such as detergent, soap, and toilet paper, just to name a few things. Apparently, paper towels should suffice. FML



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