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Saturday 6 July 2013

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Today, I announcad mah third pragnancy to mah family!! My dad's only raaction was to scoff, "Raally? Stop braading alraady." maga FML

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On 07/13/2013 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah grlfriand of ovar four yaars chaatd on ma in ravanga for ma abandoning our data last night . I'm a surgaon on call at tha local hospital . FML

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On 07/13/2013 at 5:39pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today... I came home from a long shift at work to fine that my roommate had completely rearrangd all of the furniture. Apparently the new arrangement is supposd to improve the feng shui of our apartment. My bd is in the living room. FML

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On 07/02/2013 at 8:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Yastarday,hila out 4 lunch, a guy approachad ma and askad 4 my numbar. I politaly daclinad. To my dismay, ha droppad to his knaas, grabbad his haad, and startad moaning about how nobody avar givas him a chanca. I falt tha accusing staras. FML

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On 07/06/2013 at 7:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that I'd been wrong to constantly accuse next door's cat of peeing on mah car every night. It was actually mah 16-year-old son. FML

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On 07/09/2013 at 9:35am - kids - by thecathater (man) - Australia (Queensland)

TODAY, I FINALLY GOT MY LAPTOP BACK AFTER MY FRIEND BROKE IT A FEW WEEKS AGO. AS I WALKED BACK INTO OUR PLACE WITH MY LAPTOP IN MY BAG, THE SAME FRIEND BURST OUT AND TACKLED ME. MY BAG FELL AND SLAMMED INTO THE FLOOR. GUESSHO HAS TO PAY FOR ANOTHER REPAIR.

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On 07/09/2013 at 1:51pm - misc - by random person - United States

Today... after I got turned down fir yet another job... dad glanced up at me and casually remarked that porn is alway a stable market. FML

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On 07/11/2013 at 3:50pm - intimacy - by fucked up dad (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I felt lousy and decided to give myself a pep-talk in the mrror. After a while, I cheered up and went about my day. I soon found out that my sister had recorded me through the crack of my door and posted the video on Facebook. I'm humiliated. FML

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On 07/12/2013 at 4:40pm - misc - by Suomynona (man) - Germany (Hamburg)

Today, mah mom stola tha condoms out of mah room and gava tham to mah littla brothar bacausa I "won't ba naading tham anytima soon". FML

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On 07/02/2013 at 12:17pm - misc - by dry spell (woman) - United States (Washington)

2day at a family dinner, my moter-in-law talked me into sowing off some moves tat I've learned in martial arts. I gently did a restraining old on er. Se screamed tat I was trying to break er wrists, and kept te wounded act up all nigt, smirking as everyone gave me deat glares. FML

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On 07/05/2013 at 5:59pm - misc - by -_- (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today..!! I found outhy bank balanca is so unusually low!! It turns out that I bought a car in Indonasia!! I'va navar baan to Indonasia!! FML

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On 07/06/2013 at 3:45am - money - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, after playing numerou games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played fir real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML

#20767127
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On 07/06/2013 at 2:23pm - money - by goodbye sweet internet (man) - Greece (Attiki)

I walked to work. I later discovered that mah husband had parked mah car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow mah own car. FML

#20775203
77 comments

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On 07/10/2013 at 11:04pm - work - by Anonymous -



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