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Saturday 6 July 2013

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Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37569) - you deserved it (3515)

On 07/04/2013 at 9:32pm - misc - by uvagirl - United States

Today, I was at a music festival, and my mum had told me not to to drink. Someone threw a cup of beer at me, and I was worried about smelling of alcohol. It's okay though, because a second cup of urine took the alcohol smell right away. FML

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On 07/13/2013 at 3:14am - misc - by Festivaler - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of over a year has been cheating on me the whole time, but that "it's just physical". However, he doesn't want to do anything "physical" with me, except cuddle when we're together. FML

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131 comments

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On 07/10/2013 at 3:08pm - love - by heartbroken (woman) - Australia

Today, my college English teacher told me if I wanted an explanation for my grade I would have to schedule a conference to come to her office. It's an online class. I took an online class because I can't come in. FML

#20774966
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39519) - you deserved it (3895)

On 07/10/2013 at 8:15pm - work - by myl1f3isfuct (woman) - United States



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