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Thursday 4 July 2013

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Today, I had to get an MRI. I double and triple checked to make sure there was no out-of-pocket cost. When I arrived at the testing center, I was expected to pay full price for the test. It costs $2,360. FML

#20770351
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45626) - you deserved it (3624)

On 07/08/2013 at 10:48am - health - by insurance lies - United States

Today, I was verbally abused by a customer because her entrée was too fishy. I'm not the chef, just the waiter and I work at a fish grill. FML

#20771134
58 comments

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On 07/08/2013 at 7:54pm - work - by NathanA - United States (California)

Today, I came back to my apartment after moving most of my stuff out. Upon returning, I learned that my now ex-roommate drank all of my alcohol and threw away my things, thinking that I had forgotten them. FML

#20764102
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37570) - you deserved it (3515)

On 07/04/2013 at 9:32pm - misc - by uvagirl - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of over a year has been cheating on me the whole time, but that "it's just physical". However, he doesn't want to do anything "physical" with me, except cuddle when we're together. FML

#20774465
131 comments

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On 07/10/2013 at 3:08pm - love - by heartbroken (woman) - Australia

Today, my college English teacher told me if I wanted an explanation for my grade I would have to schedule a conference to come to her office. It's an online class. I took an online class because I can't come in. FML

#20774966
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39519) - you deserved it (3895)

On 07/10/2013 at 8:15pm - work - by myl1f3isfuct (woman) - United States



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