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Thursday 20 June 2013

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Today, I received 5 missed calls from a florist stating that they were having problems delivering a bouquet from my ex. I was thrilled at the idea of a reconciliation. Turns out however that he just got mine and his new girlfriend's phone numbers confused. FML


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On 06/26/2013 at 3:09am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

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