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Monday 6 May 2013

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Today, I started the bleaching treatments that my dentist recommended. Now, my two front teeth have ultra white spots, the rest of my teeth are still yellow and the roof of my mouth is burned. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40698) - you deserved it (8014)

On 05/09/2013 at 11:11pm - health - by ZydecosGirl - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was laid off from my job as a manager. After cleaning out my office, I began clearing my computer. I received an email from HR announcing a job position that opened up. Too bad it was for my job. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43550) - you deserved it (3473)

On 05/09/2013 at 3:35am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)



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