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Monday 6 May 2013

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Today, I started the bleaching treatments that my dentist recommended. Now, my two front teeth have ultra white spots, the rest of my teeth are still yellow and the roof of my mouth is burned. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40746) - you deserved it (8018)

On 05/09/2013 at 11:11pm - health - by ZydecosGirl - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I gave my boss a gift card as a late birthday present, since I wasn't in the office on his actual birthday. He accused me of trying to bribe my way to a promotion, and suspended me on the spot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39875) - you deserved it (3964)

On 05/13/2013 at 12:01pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)



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