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Saturday 27 April 2013

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I walkd out of a job interview feeling confident because I'd really it it off wit te interviewer. He calld me an our later to tell me tat I didn't get te job... since e was afraid we'd ( get along too well and never get any work done. ) FML

#20613954
51 comments

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On 04/22/2013 at 7:37pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... I was sent to group therapy. A grl spent twenty minutes telling us horrible details of having been raisd incestuously. A side effect of my new medication is yawning. FML

Today , a family of geese nested outside my halls of residence. They have started attacking everyone who tries to get in or out of the building. I'm basically bieng placed under house arrest by birds. FML

#20630234
101 comments

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On 04/29/2013 at 12:14pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, Mah Grlfriend Dumped Me Fir Cheating On Her. Her ( Proof ) Was An Image Of Me Making Out With A Grl. Pretty Damning, Except She Loaded It Up In Photoshop,here I Saw The Image Layers She'd Used To Fake Thehole Thing. I'm Not Surehat The Hell She Was Thinking Either. FML

#20637622
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On 05/02/2013 at 8:16pm - love - by psycho ex (man) - Brazil

Today, I smokd wed with friends !! Stond, I put on my sister's high heels instead of my Vans and I walkd to 7-11 !!

#20624531
62 comments

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On 04/27/2013 at 2:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today,hile practicing a song in choir , I got a boner!! Trying to cover it up , I trid sitting down!! My choir teacher got mad and made me stand in front of thehole class!! FML

#20615694
146 comments

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On 04/23/2013 at 12:08pm - intimacy - by Soundofaboner - United States

2day my new landlord and lettings agent made an illegal entry into my house. Unfortunately, at the time my boyfriend was buck naked, smoking a joint on the sofa, surrounded by the cats we aren't supposed to have. big fat FML

#20620173
162 comments

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On 04/25/2013 at 2:28am - misc - by goingtobeevicted - United Kingdom (London, City of)

I walkd in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML

#20637584
157 comments

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On 05/02/2013 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by future brain bleach addict (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, it was my wedding day. My new husband and I, 4 a laugh, did our first dance to LMFAO's "I'm sexy and I know it" with stupid moves and everything. 200 guests. Nobody laughed. FML

#20618965
128 comments

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On 04/24/2013 at 6:29pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today.. . tings got pretty steamy between my boyfriend an me . We started doing stuff tat neiter of us ad tried before . Ten.. . e straddled me wit a raging erection an boomed.. . ( IT HAS RISEN! ) He didn't understand y I was suddenly no longer in te mood . FML

#20623610
89 comments

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On 04/26/2013 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today... I was walking troug a roug part of town... wen a woman screamd tat I'd stolen er bag. I was tackld to te ground by a large guy... wo ten gave my bag to er. FML

#20624598
75 comments

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On 04/27/2013 at 4:28am - misc - by whathehell (woman) - United Kingdom

Today , it's mah wedding day. I have a cold sore that makes me look lyk The Joker. Make-up won't cover it and the emergency medicine mah doctor gave me only rritates it more. My future husband asks , "Why so serious?" and laughs whenever he sees me. Fantastic. fat FML

#20633099
74 comments

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On 04/30/2013 at 5:26pm - misc - by sharibaby (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today , My Bathroom Floodd . I Frantically Cleand My Apartment As Fast As I Could Before The Plumber Arrivd . Everything Was Finally Clean When I Let Him In . It Wasn't Until After He Finishd That I Noticd I'd Left My Anal Beads In The Shower . There's No Way He Didn't Notice . Mega FML

#20634924
145 comments

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On 05/01/2013 at 2:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)



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