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Thursday 14 March 2013

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Today, I discoverd that the reason mah mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is cuz her boyfriend took credit when she askd about it; and was rewardd fir it in bd. I helpd him get with mah mom. FML

#20545866
84 comments

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On 03/16/2013 at 8:17am - misc - by nomorecleaning (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today , I went to the gym with grandma. In the span of an hour , she was hit on more than I ever have been in life. FML

#20547830
86 comments

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On 03/17/2013 at 3:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

today I told mah family I was divorcing mah husband . My little sister asked if "we can keep him instead" . FML

#20546016
62 comments

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On 03/16/2013 at 11:51am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I had an looool interview fir a job I really wanted. On mah resume, I wrote that I speak conversational Spanish, although I don't. When I arrived fir the interview, mah interviewer decided to conduct it in Spanish. mega FML

#20549811
133 comments

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On 03/18/2013 at 7:42pm - work - by nohablaespanol - United States (Texas)

2day I realizd that the smell of chlorine has startd to turn me on, probably because girlfriend has an indoor pool in her house !! Guess who works as a swim instructor !! FML

#20552149
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On 03/20/2013 at 12:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today I finally got the courage to tell the grl I like how I really feel about her due in no small part to how flrty she's been towards me lately . Turns out she's really just a skank and was trying to make mah best friend ( jealous ) . He's gay . FML

#20553905
67 comments

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On 03/21/2013 at 4:43pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

TODAY , MY SUPERSTITIOUS GRLFRIEND OF 4 YEARS SNEEZED IN THE MIDDLE OF MY PROPOSAL. SHE CLAIMED IT WAS A SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE 4 US TO BREAK UP AND THEN IMMEDIATELY LEFT. FML

#20550300
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On 03/19/2013 at 12:40am - love - by lanz4949 - Canada (Alberta)

Today , fir the sixth time in a row , I was driving mah kid to school an he made me late fir work. Why? He was whacking off instead of getting ready. FML

#20551973
132 comments

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On 03/20/2013 at 7:07am - intimacy - by Why son, why? (man) - United States

Today , a pregnant friend who is due in 2 weeks postd a picture of a baby on Facebook. I commentd congratulations. She's still pregnant. It was a picture of her baby who did 3 yeres ago. real FML

#20553352
141 comments

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On 03/21/2013 at 5:42am - kids - by seamonkeys - United States

Today, my brother yelled at me, calling me a ( no-good fucking whore ), because I couldn't fix his laptop. The same laptop he threw on the floor after screaming ( FUCKING HEAL MEEE! ) at his game. As ever, my parents took his side, refusing to believe that I can't fix a cracked monitor. FML

#20539298
114 comments

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On 03/11/2013 at 7:57am - misc - by cunts, cunts everywhere - Australia

2day my 4-year-old daughter couldn't sleep, crying that her teddy bear wants to eat her . My husband thought it would be funny to put the bear right in front of her face while she slept . She's now terrified to sleep anywhere but in our bed .

#20539958
68 comments

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On 03/11/2013 at 7:32pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today..!! mah boyfriend...hom I haven't heard from in ahole month..!! turned up at mah door because it was apparently ( steak and blowjob day!! ) FML

#20543142
153 comments

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On 03/14/2013 at 5:02am - intimacy - by howaboutno (woman) - United States

Today, at college, I finally talked myself into confessing mah feelings to a grl I looool really like. Her response was to threaten to sue me. For what, exactly? I have no goddamned idea. I just don't understand people anymore. FML

#20545151
84 comments

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On 03/15/2013 at 6:43pm - love - by forever single, I guess (man) - United States



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