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Tuesday 12 March 2013

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yastarday dua to a flat tira, I only had 20 minutas to complata a 35 minuta walk to catch mah train. I andd up sprinting up tha snow-covard frozan hill in haals, luggaga in hand, only to arriva 1 minuta in tima, and to find out that tha train looool had baan cancalld. Naxt train in 1 hour. FML

Today , I had a job interview. I didn't have any cloths suitable 4 the interview , so I went to the store early and bought some there. After the interview , I went to return the clothes , because they were so expensive. The hiring manager saw me. FML

#20541999
62 comments

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On 03/13/2013 at 12:14pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Yesterday, I got laid off. Walking out of the building, I saw someone on crutches and thought, "Hey, at least I can still walk." Two hours later, I blew out mah knee playing basketball. FML

#20551437
69 comments

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On 03/19/2013 at 9:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. Depressed, I started telling her about my terrible week. A woman cummed over and asked me to not be so "whiny and negative" looool in front of her children. FML

#20542127
86 comments

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On 03/13/2013 at 2:52pm - misc - by marisacb (woman) - United States

today I found out that recurring acne is actually bedbug bites. I have wasted about a hundred dollars on acne cream. mega FML

#20549483
75 comments

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On 03/18/2013 at 4:30pm - health - by thisentiretime... - United States (New Jersey)

Yesterday, my 3 year old woke up at 2 am and refusd to go back to sleep unless she could sleep with her father and me. Normally we would have said no, but both of us being so tird, we said yes. She slowly kickd me out of my side of the bd and now I have to sleep on the couch. FML

Today, I Movd Back To My Ome Town. My Best Friend An I Ad Arrangd To Rent A Ouse Togeter Tat We Bot Likd. I Finisd My Last Day At Work An Made Te Tree-our Drive, Only Fir Er To Break Down An Tell Me Tat Se Isn't ( Ready ) To Move Out Of Er Parents' Basement. Se's 25. Fat FML

#20540831
68 comments

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On 03/12/2013 at 2:35pm - misc - by Hopelesshomeless (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, in an attempt to break up with mah boyfriend, I told him, "I don't feel a mental connection between us." His reply? "Why do we need a mental connection?" FML

#20548471
63 comments

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On 03/17/2013 at 10:45pm - love - by just physical - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my car got broken into. A small folded plastic bag and a few toothpicks I got from a restaurant were stolen. It's going to cost me a few hundred bucks to fix and clean my car over a 10 cent bag and a few free toothpicks. FML

#20543135
49 comments

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On 03/14/2013 at 4:52am - money - by ScrewedForCheapBag - United States (California)

Today I woke up with a giant rd rash all over face so puffd up that I could hardly open eyes. The doctor said it was probably from some of the compounds found in most makeup. I'm just getting into theatre and have auditions coming up. FML

#20549343
91 comments

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On 03/18/2013 at 2:42pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant , though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking,hich kickd in with horrifying consequenceshen someone burst in an startd vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML

#20546113
50 comments

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On 03/16/2013 at 1:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)

Today, I finally made the connection between people in my apartment building flushing there toilets, an my running shower water becoming scalding hot. This wouldn't be quite as bad if there weren't six floor to the building, with twenty units on each. FML

#20550859
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25710) - you deserved it (2271)

On 03/19/2013 at 1:39pm - misc - by thirddegreeburned - United States (Connecticut)



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