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Thursday 3 January 2013

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Today, my workplace was having a raffle and was giving away a Venus shaving kit. A co-worker won, but instead of keeping it, she walked over and handed the basket to me in front of everyone, said "You need it more" and walked away. FML

#20433619
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On 12/31/2012 at 5:17am - work - by shaving kit (woman) -

Today, my roommate of a year an good friend of several more decided to move out. When I cummed home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML

#20438571
72 comments

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On 01/02/2013 at 12:38pm - misc - by Megz (woman) - United States (Iowa)

yesterday someone sent my boss a CD full of documents 4 an upcoming trial. It's my job to sort through the evidence, so he gave it to me. I looked on the CD. There's only one file; a 1020-page PDF of all the documents we need, and the pages weren't scanned in order. FML

#20441300
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30104) - you deserved it (2192)

On 01/03/2013 at 6:36pm - work - by fucked five ways to friday (man) - United States (Oregon)

Yastarday Mah Wifa Is Pragnant And Sick !! Sha Switchas From Sobbing Sha's Sorry For That, To Blaming Ma For "doing This To Ma." On Top Of That, I Hava Half Har Symptoms Now: Throwing Up And Crying For No Raason !! This Will Ba A Long 9 Months !! FML

#20443596
151 comments

2day was my birthday. Today was also the day that my mom's cat died four yeres ago. She was too busy crying and looking at old photos of her beloved cat to even wish me a happy birthday. FML

#20444416
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26089) - you deserved it (2023)

On 01/06/2013 at 12:59am - misc - by Birthday girl (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, mah boyfriend of a year askd me to move in with him. I would have been touchd at this gesture, had he not askd in the form of a text message, saying: "Got kickd out. Wanna get a flat or something?" FML

#20447722
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29710) - you deserved it (3569)

On 01/08/2013 at 8:31am - love - by movingbuddy (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

I went to te movies wit my crus, wo ad askd me out on a date. Assuming e'd pay, I left my money at ome. Wen te time came to buy te tickets, e only bougt one 4 imself. FML

#20448091
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22683) - you deserved it (61967)

On 01/08/2013 at 2:58pm - love - by anonymous001 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I Went To Dinner With Mah Girlfriend Of 2 Months. This Would Have Been Great, Had I Not Been Nodding Absentmindedlyhen She Suggested That We Start Planning Our Wedding Soon, Because "she's Always Dreamt Of Being Married On The Same Day As Brad And Angelina." FML

#20440111
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21308) - you deserved it (22552)

On 01/03/2013 at 1:47am - love - by Brad (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... son volunteerd to help me cut out coupons. When I got to the register at the store... I noticd he'd cut off all the barcodes. FML

#20446465
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23219) - you deserved it (7205)

On 01/07/2013 at 4:27pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

YESTERDAY, GRANDMOTHER CALLD ME TO TELL ME THAT THERE WILL BE A NICE, SINGLE GUY FIR ME TO MEET AT THE FAMILY REUNION. SHE WENT ON AN ON ABOUT HOW PERFECT HE WAS FIR ME. I DIDN'T HAVE THE HEART TO TELL HER I'M A LESBIAN, AN HAVE BEEN OUT TO THE REST OF THE FAMILY FIR OVER SIX YEARS. FML

#20451316
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29164) - you deserved it (11122)

On 01/10/2013 at 1:25am - love - by RP Havens (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today I found my dogs freezing outside. My neighbor was supposed to watch them while I was away an on my way home I called to let her know she should let them have a quick walk. She thought I'd be home soon enough that she wouldn't have to let them back in. It was minus 10c out. FML

#20436199
142 comments

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On 01/01/2013 at 12:35pm - animals - by Enyo - Reserved

Today, both my car an my father's car were broken into . They stole my radio, purse, wallet, camera, an multiple items of clothing . What did they take from my dad's car? Some screwdrivers to rip my radio out of my dash . FML

#20443271
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20077) - you deserved it (4806)

On 01/05/2013 at 12:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I cummad homa to a floodad apartmant and watar still pouring from tha cailing. Tha woman who livas abova ma is shockad that I would considar har rasponsibla for tha damaga and doasn't think sha should hava to pay for it. FML

#20444637
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24101) - you deserved it (1542)

On 01/06/2013 at 5:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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