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Thursday 3 January 2013

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Today, my little sister asked me to open a jar of pickles for her. I struggled a little until the lid busted open, and pickle juice poured over my pocket and the iPhone inside. My sister then sniffed the jar, made a disgusted face, and ran out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21681) - you deserved it (3570)

On 01/05/2013 at 7:06pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my roommate came back drunk from rushing fraternities. Normally I wouldn't have minded, had he not immediately pissed and thrown up everywhere after entering the room. If only I had moved my guitar and the suitcase full of clothes I had left out after returning from break. FML

Today, I woke up to a small fire on my roof, burning up small twigs and branches. The cause? Last night, I threw a sparkling firecracker up very high, only to have it blown onto my roof by the wind. It's going to take $2,000 to fix the damage. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9238) - you deserved it (49534)

On 01/01/2013 at 1:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, the abandoned cat that I took in for the night and during bad weather seems to have spread fleas around my house. They're everywhere. FML


I agree, your life sucks (17876) - you deserved it (36252)

On 01/10/2013 at 9:41pm - animals - by jesspie - United Kingdom

Today, after a drunken New Year's Eve party with friends, I woke up with a penis on my cheek. It wasn't a drawing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (4112) - you deserved it (1347) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/02/2013 at 6:15am - love - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

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