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February 2015

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Today, I got a letter in the mail telling me to report for jury duty. The day that I have to show up is the day of my wedding. FML

#21353566
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37007) - you deserved it (2324)

On 02/10/2015 at 6:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML

#21352647
82 comments

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On 02/09/2015 at 9:53am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boss used Siri to settle a debate we were having in our team meeting. Siri responded by calling him "Daddy". FML

Today, it was the day my catheter was to be removed. The nurse removing it deflated the balloon, and then tried pulling it out. After me screaming in extreme pain, she found out she hadn't actually deflated the balloon all the way. She was trying to pull a small balloon through my dick hole. FML

#21362632
110 comments

Today, I witnessed a man masturbate into a public urinal, miss, fart, and then leave without washing his hands. FML

#21347895
92 comments

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On 02/01/2015 at 6:10pm - health - by grossedout - United States (Virginia)

Today, I've been freezing in my office for days at work. When I finally complained about it to a coworker, she led me into my office, said, "Let me show you something," then pointed out the thermostat I'd never noticed was even there and turned it up with a pitying look. FML

#21358000
59 comments

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On 02/17/2015 at 12:42pm - work - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

#21349612
156 comments

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On 02/04/2015 at 11:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands

Today, I was awoken by the sound of my pet lizard eating my other pet lizard. FML

Today, someone walking my way started waving. I waved back until I realized he wasn't looking at me. To make things worse, while walking past he said, "Get a fucking friend." FML

#21353961
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34471) - you deserved it (3107)

On 02/11/2015 at 8:39am - misc - by TJFuentes (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my 97-pound pitbull wagged and chased his tail while I was being mugged. FML

#21350749
99 comments

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On 02/06/2015 at 2:06am - animals - by ZAnon - United States (Texas)

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

#21357430
88 comments

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On 02/16/2015 at 3:43pm - misc - by cactii - United States

Today, my girlfriend confessed to cheating on me. Unfortunately, she's a pathological liar and I can't be sure if it's really true, along with half the stuff she tells me on a daily basis. Love is hard. FML

#21356609
118 comments

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On 02/15/2015 at 11:02am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, somebody poured a cup of coffee down the back of my shirt. When I turned around, I saw a man who said, "You looked like my ex from behind!" and ran off. FML

#21349054
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32425) - you deserved it (1677)

On 02/03/2015 at 2:03pm - love - by Anonymous - Netherlands (Limburg)



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