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May 2015

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Today, I changed my toothbrush because the bristles were wearing down. My brother later asked me why I changed his toothbrush. Apparently we've been sharing the same one for the past several weeks. FML

#21403442
76 comments

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On 05/02/2015 at 2:39pm - misc - by gross - Canada (Ontario)

Today, during a very stressful and busy day at work, I took a bathroom break. Unfortunately, of all the things on my mind, taking down my pants before emptying my bladder wasn't one of them. FML

#21407716
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On 05/10/2015 at 10:34am - misc - by pissed (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I tried to write a bad review for the fast-food place at which I work part-time. My username made me anonymous, but I forgot to change my profile picture. Now my manager and coworkers won't even speak to me. FML

#21405584
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On 05/06/2015 at 10:34am - work - by Freelman - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my boyfriend's mum publicly shamed him on Facebook after she caught him having sex under her roof today. Everyone thought it was hilarious, except me. Not because I'm ashamed, but because I'm over 300 miles away right now. FML

#21407667
59 comments

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On 05/10/2015 at 8:16am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today, I found out that maggots can live inside of a saxophone. FML

#21406781
74 comments

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On 05/08/2015 at 1:40pm - misc - by McWhopper - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I told my husband I felt unfulfilled and unhappy in my life. He suggested I do more chores. FML

#21405437
66 comments

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On 05/06/2015 at 12:13am - misc - by msleea - United States (California)

Today, I was being chased by the cops, not because I'm a criminal but because I thought the SUV with red and blue lights was an ambulance, not a police officer trying to pull me over. I kept weaving out of his way for 5 minutes before I finally figured it out, and got my first ever ticket. FML

Today, at work, I was about to close a big sale, when a coworker rushed over and said there was a call for me in the office. He heavily implied my mom had died, and I rushed out. After I figured out there was no call and that my mom was fine, he'd already stolen my sale and the commission. FML

#21410601
116 comments

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On 05/15/2015 at 4:58pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

#21406043
81 comments

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On 05/07/2015 at 2:27am - love - by that one anon - United States (California)

Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML

#21403907
63 comments

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On 05/03/2015 at 12:55pm - misc - by umyuck - United States (Virginia)

Today, my little cousin was helping me wash my car. After scrubbing all the dirt, I gave him the hose and said, "Okay, now rinse off this disgusting thing." He turned the hose on me. FML

#21409816
42 comments

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On 05/14/2015 at 12:26am - kids - by ptarr12345 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realised I've been depressed about my recent break up for longer than the relationship even lasted. FML

Today, I had the most excitement I have felt in the last two months when I went to a drugstore and they had my favourite bandaids. FML

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