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Today, I had to tell some of my students to stop eating glue. I teach high school. FML

by sadsadteacher / 12/05/2016 at 4:42pm / United States (California) / Work

Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML

by Poorphone / 12/08/2016 at 12:23pm / United States (Colorado) / Transportation

Today, I fell and fractured my tailbone. I just healed from my last tailbone fracture 4 weeks ago. FML

by pinklatina / 12/09/2016 at 3:01pm / Canada / Health

Today, like most weekends, I got swindled into being the designated driver for our group. Too bad this weekend was my birthday. FML

by designated driver / 12/09/2016 at 10:27pm / Canada (Alberta) / Transportation

Today, I told my husband of 26 years that I was lonely. He asked what he could do to help. I said, "Just talk to me". Without a word, he went to sleep. FML

by tricia_11 / 12/05/2016 at 5:15pm / Love

Today, a client says his new website design isn't what he expected at all and wants a full refund or else he will sue me in court. The design is exactly what he picked out when I presented the mock-ups. FML

by revenueempire / 12/09/2016 at 4:48pm / Work

Today I found out that paying $40 for next-day shipping doesn't ensure that you'll receive the item the next day or even the next week. I assumed it was my fault for ordering too late into the holiday season. Turns out they never shipped it. When I finally received it 10 days late, it was the wrong item. FML

by __shirtless__ / 12/09/2016 at 10:09pm / Holidays

Today, I was talking to a friend about the US presidential election and mentioned the UK. She got really confused and told me she'd always thought they were the same country. FML

by caseyl / 12/09/2016 at 11:04am / Miscellaneous