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April 2014

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Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML

#21115410
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35108) - you deserved it (10288)

On 04/17/2014 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my friend saw a stamp on my hand and asked me which club I had gone to last night. I was so desperate to seem cool that I lied, instead of admitting it was actually from a children's play group that I took my kids to. FML

#21105342
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34371) - you deserved it (8364)

On 04/05/2014 at 6:05pm - kids - by lamemom - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I went to the store to buy a phone I saw last week. I looked around a little first, then continued to the electronics section. I couldn't find the phone I saw, so I went to leave. Halfway to the exit, I was detained by security and grilled for ages over my "suspicious behaviour". FML

#21104459
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36679) - you deserved it (3503)

On 04/04/2014 at 3:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, our family went to a water park. The park's mascot came up to greet us, and my daughter got scared. She then refused to go inside, so we had no choice but to leave. FML

#21114019
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35937) - you deserved it (5410)

On 04/15/2014 at 8:20pm - kids - by Someone (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, not even a week after I was laid off from my job, I got a call from my old boss. He offered me a "new" job at the company, which turned out to be just like my old one, but with drastically reduced pay. I'm so broke and desperate that I accepted. FML

#21122645
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38117) - you deserved it (3893)

On 04/25/2014 at 11:40am - work - by kris - United States (California)

Today, my family and I went on a hike to a local abandoned gold mine, with the hopes of being able to explore the caves. What we didn't expect was four miles of treacherous, rocky, near vertical trails that led to the mine. Once we finally got there, exhausted, it was blocked off for safety reasons. FML

#21112302
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33664) - you deserved it (11509)

On 04/13/2014 at 9:57pm - misc - by bummed -

Today, I waited two hours in line at college to select my classes. I finally got to the desk, only to be told I have to apply online before I can show up in person. FML

#21122928
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37068) - you deserved it (9359)

On 04/25/2014 at 6:59pm - misc - by firelava (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized that I get more mail addressed to the old tenant of my apartment than to me. He hasn't lived here in years. FML

#21116653
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34189) - you deserved it (3517)

On 04/18/2014 at 7:59pm - misc - by you'vegotmail(not) - United States (California)



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