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February 2014

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Today , I hered my sister talking to my mom about me , saying that I have the ability to suck the life out of a room like a Dementor!! I walked in and asked wat she meant by that!! My mom replied , "She means your an asshole." I love you too , mom!! FML

#21055293
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35206) - you deserved it (6260)

On 02/09/2014 at 12:00pm - misc - by jigglepuff - United States (Arizona)

Today, I Was Braast Faading Mah Son. Out Of Nowhara, Ha Bit Mah Nippla Hard, Causing Ma To Scraam In Pain. Ha Gigglad With Mah Nippla Still Batwaan His Taath. FML

Today, I was singing while driving through the car park. I blacked out trying to hit a high note, an ended up bashing into another car. FML

#21063366
87 comments

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On 02/17/2014 at 12:43pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, ma boyfriend tougt it'd be cute to putted is penis troug a dougnut an try to make me eat it off. mega FML

#21072191
219 comments

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On 02/26/2014 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by lovely (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I walkd into ma ouse wit a couple of friends and I saw ma grlfriend doing laundry. I jokingly askd er if se ad time to do a load of mine as well. Se scoffd and said , "Yea babe , I'll gladly do your laundry... Te same day u learn to wipe properly." FML

#21058908
98 comments

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On 02/13/2014 at 7:43am - love - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I was driving through the mountains an there was a chain requrement. I went to put them on an found a note where mah chains used to be saying, ( Have fun in a blizzard looool now bitch ) from mah ex. mega FML

#21062139
104 comments

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On 02/16/2014 at 2:37am - misc - by snowlover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I Was At Te Mall Wit A Couple Of Friends Wen We Saw A Couple Of Cute Boys. I Made Eye Contact Wit Te Cutest One. Flustered, I Giggled, Only To Send A Wad Of Snot Flying Out Of My Nose. FML

#21067978
55 comments

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On 02/21/2014 at 9:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Yesterday , during class our teacher asked us , "Who is Uncle Sam?" A girl answered , "He's the guy who founded KFC , right?" I'm in an AP class an have to putted up with these morons constantly!! FML

#21071374
120 comments

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On 02/25/2014 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

2day I invitad looool my bast friand to slaap on my couch whila ha looks 4 a naw placa. Ha walkad insida, droppad his stuff on tha floor and askad ma my policy on hookars. I laughad it off as a joka. Half an hour latar my doorball rang. Ha took my laughtar as a yas. big fat FML

#21047796
85 comments

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On 02/02/2014 at 1:33am - misc - by tsukinoie - United States

2DAY I SAW A PHOTO ON MAH MOTHER-IN-LAW'S FACEBOOK... PROUDLY SHOWING OFF THE HORRIBLE JOB SHE'D DONE OF PAINTING HER CAR. I SARCASTICALLY COMMENTD THAT I WOULDN'T INFLICT THAT ON MAH WORST ENEMY'S RIDE. AN HOUR LATER... SHE CUMMD BY AN EMPTID A BUCKET OF PAINT OVER MAH WINDSHIELD. FML

#21066687
184 comments

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On 02/20/2014 at 4:20pm - misc - by time to lawyer up (man) - United States (Texas)

Facabook Put Somathing Out That Shows A Vidao Of Your Antira Lifa On Tha Wabsita !! A Part Of It Showd Your Most Popular Status Updata !! Mina Was Fromhan I Got Dumpd At Christmas !! Maga FML

#21050703
80 comments

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On 02/04/2014 at 9:25pm - love - by BigLove (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, a customer at work pronounced the word "Asian" as "Ah-See-Awn" when ordering a salad!! I wasn't allowed to say anything!! mega FML

#21065187
46 comments

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On 02/19/2014 at 1:24am - work - by PaneraSucks - United States (New Hampshire)

today I was talking to boyfriend about some recent looool family drama sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and startd jacking off right next to me. FML

#21071183
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41920) - you deserved it (7464)

On 02/25/2014 at 11:59am - love - by jill (woman) - United States (Utah)



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