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December 2013

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Today, my boyfriend an I got into a huge argument while driving home from visiting family. We pulled into a gas station, an I went inside to grab a drink an cool down. When I cummed back out, both car an boyfriend were nowhere in sight. It was my car. FML

Today, my bandmate an I decidd to propose to our girlfriends, who are also in the band, at the same time in the middle of a concert. His girlfriend said yes. Mine ran off the stage crying. FML

#20978799
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On 12/02/2013 at 10:42pm - love - by rock'n roller (man) -

Today, as I was driving back home from grandma's, I looked over at the guy in the lane beside me, only to witnes him with a sandwich between his teeth and his cock in his free hand. Now I know y I don't leave the city, or even drive, more often. FML

#21006441
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On 12/26/2013 at 6:21pm - intimacy - by NNTA (woman) - Netherlands (Limburg)

Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my brthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. real FML

#20981261
168 comments

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On 12/05/2013 at 12:14am - misc - by happy birthday to me (woman) - United States

Today, I was gushing about my love for Disney princesseshen someone told me I "definitely needed to calm down." Byhom? A four-year-old girl. FML

Today, mother told her friends that I work as a call girl. I'm a call center agent. mega FML

#20989169
50 comments

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On 12/11/2013 at 5:25pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Luxembourg

Today, mah grlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to mah place to break up with me 4 her . FML

#20990341
103 comments

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On 12/12/2013 at 4:53pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

Today, I used my vaporiser to make my house smell like lavenderhile I went to work. My brother thought it would be funny to pee inside it. Myhole house now smells like pissy lavender. FML

#20993906
78 comments

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On 12/15/2013 at 9:04pm - kids - by lavenderpiss (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, a kid from my school called me, saying he's going on vacation to Japan soon and that since I was born there, I could teach him the language . His exact words at the start of the call were: "Hey man, u speak Asian, right?" I have to be around this shithead 5 days a week . FML

#20992530
118 comments

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On 12/14/2013 at 5:39pm - misc - by bnc (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, roommate, wo appens to be a writer, got so pissd off at is editor tat e got drunk, wrappd is arms around waist, an only stoppd wen I agred to spoon im!! Tis is not te first time tis as append eiter!! FML

#20989886
94 comments

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On 12/12/2013 at 3:51am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was admiring a beautiful painting I had hung in mah bedroom . My brother kindly pointed out thathen flipped upside down, it takes the shape of a lunatic girl with bleeding eyes . Now I can't unsee it .

#20994837
95 comments

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On 12/16/2013 at 4:54pm - misc - by nightmarestonite - Canada

Today, I announcad my pragnancy to my husband. Ha raspondad with, ( Wall shit, whan do thasa faucat turn on? ) and startad honking my boobs. FML

#21006112
83 comments

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On 12/26/2013 at 12:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, mah fifteen year old son decided to tell his little five year old sister that Santa isn't real. She now refuses to talk to any of us an thinks "her whole life is a lie". FML

#20983553
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42726) - you deserved it (6415)

On 12/07/2013 at 2:17am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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