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December 2013

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Today, I came home after a long day at work, and decided to tidy up a bit before finally settling down to relax. I went to take the garbage out, when the bag split and out fell the trash along with hundreds of tiny red ants. FML

#20995776
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36770) - you deserved it (2883)

On 12/17/2013 at 12:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I thought it would be to a good idea to introduce my indoor cat to my dog. The pee stains, multiple scratches, and puncture wounds to my face prove otherwise. FML

#20994387
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33494) - you deserved it (9632)

On 12/16/2013 at 3:52am - animals - by Ramis182 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Dinner was going well until her dad secretly fed the asparagus to the dog under the table, and then "discovered" what a childish thing I had done. My girlfriend believed him. FML

#20997471
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39945) - you deserved it (2783)

On 12/18/2013 at 9:59pm - misc - by bf - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend informed me that our relationship is an open one. This was only after I was told that when she was "stuck in traffic" two days ago, she was actually playing the triple-X version of Twister in my "best friend's" bed. FML

#21008373
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41188) - you deserved it (3088)

On 12/28/2013 at 3:07pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, I woke up on Christmas morning to find that a large cock and balls had been keyed into the windscreen of my car. My new, two-week-old car, which I will be paying off for the next four years. FML

#21005375
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36232) - you deserved it (2759)

On 12/25/2013 at 7:45pm - money - by Sophies (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML

#21000904
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38386) - you deserved it (3368)

On 12/22/2013 at 12:37am - misc - by Isitreallythatbad, (woman) - United States

Today, my boss decided that a mug and a public 'thank you' were a sufficient substitute for a Christmas bonus. FML

#20998949
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37627) - you deserved it (3659)

On 12/20/2013 at 9:27am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML

#20999926
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37265) - you deserved it (21031)

On 12/21/2013 at 4:07am - misc - by AbsentMindedGal - United States

Today, I am sitting next to a guy who very clearly has lice crawling on his head. It's a six hour flight. FML

#21006067
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45274) - you deserved it (2786)

On 12/26/2013 at 11:16am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML

#20998173
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36490) - you deserved it (4004)

On 12/19/2013 at 3:52pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got kicked out of my band by the guy who quit two weeks ago. The bad part? Everyone else agreed with him. FML

#20995103
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35737) - you deserved it (4036)

On 12/16/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by dazed and confused - United States (Florida)

Today, I got a call at 4 in the morning from the security company, saying someone had broken into my workplace. I drove an hour out there, only to find out it was a rat that had set off the alarm. FML

#21000984
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40544) - you deserved it (3142)

On 12/22/2013 at 1:56am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was mopping the floor at the hotel I work at. Before I could react, a gentleman stormed through the corridor and slipped and fell on the still wet floor. He complained to the owner, who bitched me out just to satisfy the guy. FML

#21009463
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34973) - you deserved it (3679)

On 12/29/2013 at 4:04pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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