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December 2013

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Today, my grandparents came over to visit. I'm still not sure if they came to see me or my dog. FML

#20990443
43 comments

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On 12/12/2013 at 6:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML

#20996292
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On 12/17/2013 at 8:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - China (Shanghai)

Today, I ran for the first time in ages when I saw my bus coming. My loose shoe went flying into a shop doorway, and I tripped into the gutter. FML

#21009861
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On 12/29/2013 at 10:52pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML

#20991922
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On 12/14/2013 at 12:52am - misc - by MGDS (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my manager rejected my leave application for Christmas. Later I found out that I'm going to be the only employee working at the office during Christmas. FML

#21002397
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On 12/23/2013 at 12:35pm - work - by homerr123 (man) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, my car wouldn't start because of the cold weather. Since I was at a friend's house, I asked him to jump-start it. After taking about ten minutes to start his vehicle and park it by mine, we found that both of our car hoods were frozen shut. FML

#20984021
102 comments

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On 12/07/2013 at 3:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I thought it would be to a good idea to introduce my indoor cat to my dog. The pee stains, multiple scratches, and puncture wounds to my face prove otherwise. FML

#20994387
66 comments

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On 12/16/2013 at 3:52am - animals - by Ramis182 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML

#21006894
89 comments

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On 12/27/2013 at 1:35am - misc - by good friend - United States (Montana)

Today, I went to a wake. When my dad picked me up, I was still pretty upset. Just when I'd had enough of death, the car hits a raccoon on the way home. FML

#20980367
61 comments

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On 12/04/2013 at 11:24am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, the only conversation I had with my mother where she didn't explode into a hissy fit was about peanut butter vs. almond butter. And even then she was starting to get mad at me. FML

#21006901
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On 12/27/2013 at 1:40am - misc - by anon (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a call at 4 in the morning from the security company, saying someone had broken into my workplace. I drove an hour out there, only to find out it was a rat that had set off the alarm. FML

#21000984
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On 12/22/2013 at 1:56am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I came home after a long day at work, and decided to tidy up a bit before finally settling down to relax. I went to take the garbage out, when the bag split and out fell the trash along with hundreds of tiny red ants. FML

#20995776
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On 12/17/2013 at 12:20pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my 5-year-old decided that it would be a great idea to try to paint her nails in secret. As a result, I now get to learn how to remove copious amounts of dark nail polish from a wide variety of materials, including my apartment's 1/2-inch thick shag rug. FML



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