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December 2013

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I canceled my Gamefly account. Seems that was the only thing keeping us together. FML

#20998173
52 comments

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On 12/19/2013 at 3:52pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, a woman started giving me grief because we didn't have any Boxing Day sales. As I explained to her that dollar stores don't usually have sales, she tried to lamp me. It ended by her getting dragged out of the store. FML

#21006865
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35782) - you deserved it (2645)

On 12/27/2013 at 1:06am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I stopped at the gas station to fill up my tank and get some snacks. I paid the cashier, then got back into my car, totally forgetting to pump the $50 worth of fuel I'd just prepaid for. Too bad I didn't realize until my car came to a sputtering stop about a mile down the road. FML

#20999926
85 comments

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On 12/21/2013 at 4:07am - misc - by AbsentMindedGal - United States

Today, I woke up on Christmas morning to find that a large cock and balls had been keyed into the windscreen of my car. My new, two-week-old car, which I will be paying off for the next four years. FML

#21005375
72 comments

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On 12/25/2013 at 7:45pm - money - by Sophies (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML

#21000904
64 comments

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On 12/22/2013 at 12:37am - misc - by Isitreallythatbad, (woman) - United States

Today, I got a new chair at work. After spending 3 hours putting it together, I was called into my boss's office and let go. FML

#20979933
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42964) - you deserved it (5524)

On 12/03/2013 at 11:05pm - work - by helpme - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I have such an irrational fear of the noise my smoke detector makes when it goes off, that dying in my sleep from smoke inhalation or carbon monoxide poisoning sounds absolutely peachy by comparison. FML

#20990951
99 comments

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On 12/13/2013 at 2:55am - health - by TheLadyOpal (woman) - United States

Today, I realized there is nothing quite like having your mother be too hungover to open presents on Christmas morning. FML

Today, I told my husband it would be great to spend an evening with a bottle of wine and a pile of blankets on the balcony of our cabin during the cruise. He decided it would be great to ditch me and go out gambling. FML

#20988964
91 comments

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On 12/11/2013 at 2:06pm - intimacy - by Neglected (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my unemployed scumbag boyfriend sold a painting I had just bought so he could buy phoney drugs that he told me he had quit. FML

#20985382
140 comments

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On 12/08/2013 at 6:44pm - love - by GetOutOfMyHouseLoser - United States

Today, my brother got a new saxophone. He thought a good way to break it in was to play it in my ear. Loudly. While I was sleeping. FML

#21001557
73 comments

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On 12/22/2013 at 4:56pm - misc - by blackcarnation - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I saw a guy in the street drawing caricatures, and I decided to pay him to do one of me. Being a caricature, I looked pretty monstrous in it. When I showed it to my mum later, she shuddered and said, "Yeah, looks just like you." FML

#20998272
42 comments

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On 12/19/2013 at 5:13pm - misc - by ;_; (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, rather than buying one pork chop big enough for myself, I bought two smaller chops just so the cashier wouldn't think I was eating by myself. FML

#20996744
87 comments

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On 12/18/2013 at 4:30am - love - by LonelyPorkChop - Australia (Queensland)



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