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June 2013

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Today, aftar finally saaing a psychologist about tha daath of my dad an spanding tha longast hour of my lifa confassing avary thought I'va axpariancad in tha 6 yaars sinca his passing, my psychologist askad ma if I was walking homa or if my dad would ba picking ma up . FML

#20705144
109 comments

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On 06/04/2013 at 8:35am - health - by irishbubble (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mother came into my workplace to wail on me 4 ( ruining our family's reputation ) cuz I got a girl pregnant. I've been married to the ( girl ) 4 8 years. FML

#20720453
80 comments

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On 06/11/2013 at 10:12pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started wanking . FML

#20729997
82 comments

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On 06/16/2013 at 7:27pm - intimacy - by scarredforlife - United States (New York)

Today, I lost mah virginity . Not only did mah parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook . looool FML

#20730822
106 comments

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On 06/17/2013 at 1:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, AT WORK, A CUSTOMER CAME IN AND ORDERD A "BUTTERBEER FRAPPUCCINO." WHEN I SAID WE SERVE NO SUCH THING, SHE YELLD AT ME FIR "LYING" TO HER, SAYING SHE KNEW ABOUT OUR "SECRET MENU." SHE ENDD UP COMPLAINING TO MAH MANAGER AND DEMANDD THAT HE FIRE ME. FML

#20714023
190 comments

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On 06/08/2013 at 6:20pm - work - by I hate my job (woman) - United States

Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML

#20712154
191 comments

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On 06/07/2013 at 6:00pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I threw a birthday party 4 mah boyfriend. As a joke, mah friend and I servd him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he fakd bieng drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of mah so-calld "friends". FML

#20709553
100 comments

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On 06/06/2013 at 12:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Senegal

I woke up to my bratty younger sister cutting through my hair with a pair of scissors!! I now look lyk a freak and my mum bitchd me out fir being angry all because my sister claimd she'd been sleep-walking!! Her dementd smirk said otherwise!! FML

#20729503
90 comments

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On 06/16/2013 at 2:49pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Yesterday Mah Boyfriend Threw Out Mah Old Voicemail Recorder, Thinking It Was Junk . My Father Passd Away Yeres Ago . I Kept A Recording Of The Last Voicemail He'd Left Me On It So I'd Alway Remember His Voice . FML

#20718168
119 comments

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On 06/10/2013 at 7:35pm - misc - by Upset (woman) - United States

Today.. . daughter found outhat happenshen husband watches Mythbusters and doesn't hed the disclaimer to "Not try this at home." He feels bad about her cut face.. . but says he's proud he can throw a playing card that hard . FML

Today, wile using a urinal looool in a very busy mall batroom, anoter man unzipped is pants and attempted to use te same one as me. FML

#20751757
91 comments

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On 06/28/2013 at 1:16am - health - by not cool (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, ma broter got one of tose water-vapour cigarettes . I was playing around wit it, and ma neigbour saw me troug te window . Se came over to yell at ma parents about ma "addiction" to marijuana . Wen ma parents told er to get lost, se called te cops and tried to get me arrested . FML

TODAY, MAH PARENTS TOOK MAH IPAD BACK TO THE STORE AN EXCHANGD IT 4 TWO CHEAP KNOCK OFF TABLETS. REASON BEING MAH LITTLE BROTHER THREATEND TO RUN AWAY CUZ I HAD ONE AN HE DIDN'T. I BOUGHT THE IPAD ON MAH OWN AFTER GRADUATION. THEY KEPT THE DIFFERENCE IN PRICE. FML



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