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Today, I was checking the family's computer history, and found that "Shrek Porn" had been searched multiple times. FML

#21365639
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I agree, your life sucks (8615) - you deserved it (771)

On 03/01/2015 at 1:05am - misc - by mszoe - United States (California)

Today, my drunken mom began to frantically scream "YEAH" "WOO HOO" and "ALRIGHT" at some kindergarteners that were singing Amazing Grace in honor of a restaurant owner who had recently died. FML

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On 03/01/2015 at 2:07am - misc - by RadioactiveKush - United States (Georgia)

Today, I slipped on some ice and wrecked my back. When my husband and I went to go to bed, he begged me to take one of the pain pills left over from his recent surgery. Not so I could feel better and get some rest, but so he could have sex. FML

#21365511
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I agree, your life sucks (11084) - you deserved it (1051)

On 02/28/2015 at 9:47pm - intimacy - by k8thagr8 (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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