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Wednesday 16 July 2014

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Today , I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML

#21211411
49 comments

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On 07/16/2014 at 11:51pm - misc - by Is that..? - United States (Colorado)

Today , I went to a market. I saw stallhich had mainly animal furs an things like that. I found a rounded , furry pen an stroked my cheek with it. Wonderinghat it was , being so soft an oddly shaped , I checked the tag. It was kangaroo testicles. FML

#21211381
104 comments

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On 07/16/2014 at 11:31pm - misc - by happypineapple - Australia (Queensland)

Today,hile out grocery shopping with my mother, she asked me to hold a large bag of rice fir her !! Ten minutes later, I realized I'd been absent-mindedly stroking it thehole time, just likehen I pick up my cat !! FML

TODAY, I BABYSAT A 9-YEAR-OLD KID FIR THE FIRST TIME. THE MOMENT HIS PARENTS LEFT THE HOUSE, THE LITTLE SHIT LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYES AND LET ME KNOW THAT IF I DIDN'T LET HIM DO WHATEVER HE WANTED, HE'D TELL HIS PARENTS THAT I TOUCHED HIM IN HIS "NO-NO PLACE". SUDDENLY I HATE KIDS. FML

#21210892
145 comments

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On 07/16/2014 at 2:56pm - kids - by fuck you, kid (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I came home early, only to hear a mad scramble in the living room. I found my now ex-grlfriend and best friend in there, sweaty and in their underwear. The idiot actually had the balls to claim he was teaching her how to do push-ups. FML

#21210956
137 comments

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On 07/16/2014 at 4:09pm - love - by betrayed (man) - United States (Oregon)

2day I was waiting in a line... texting on mah phone. I hear what sounded like a sneeze and said... "Bless you" to the man in front of me. He gave me a drty look as I began to smell something awful. It wasn't a sneeze. mega FML

#21211315
59 comments

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On 07/16/2014 at 10:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today while working as a barista a customer yelld about her muffins and butter not being ready since she only had a "short time to eat". There were 7 tip giving customers ahead of her but I rushd her order. She gave no tip and stayd for over an hour. FML

#21211312
81 comments

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On 07/16/2014 at 10:46pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up to mah dog jumping on mah bd and licking me all over. It would've been fine, if I hadn't woken the first time a few minutes earlier to the sight of him going to town on his balls. FML

#21210701
66 comments

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On 07/16/2014 at 11:44am - animals - by ballbreath (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I went to fill out my time sheet. Someone had editd it... an now it suddenly ends August 22nd. I think I'm getting fird. fat FML



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