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Wednesday 9 July 2014

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Today, my coworker called in to say that he couldn't make it to work today because he was in a coma and asked if I could cover his shift. This isn't the first time he's tried to use this excuse. FML

#21203542
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42565) - you deserved it (3388)

On 07/09/2014 at 12:24am - work - by HowAreYouAlive - United States (Virginia)

Today, at my football game, I turned around to spit so that it would be away from my teammates. I ended up spitting on a 10-year-old kid walking behind me. FML

#21203602
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39873) - you deserved it (18812)

On 07/09/2014 at 1:38am - kids - by whoops - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boss delivered some flowers and a sympathy card signed by everyone in the office to my cubicle. The card said, "Sorry your mom died". My mom isn't dead. I don't know where they got the idea from and no one believes me. They said that denial is part of grieving. FML

#21204205
87 comments

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On 07/09/2014 at 5:37pm - work - by ninnang - United States (Hawaii)

Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt shop, an elderly woman gladly announced that I'd be seeing a lot of her due to the vaginal infection that she has. Thank you for that, ma'am. FML

#21203678
100 comments

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On 07/09/2014 at 3:26am - health - by Sun_Kissed18 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my road rage got so out of hand that I'm now actually inclined to honk obnoxiously at my computer when it's being slow. FML

#21204164
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30564) - you deserved it (15808)

On 07/09/2014 at 4:49pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I heard back from a company that I recently interviewed with. They told me I didn't get the job because "it was obvious that I had been coached." I wasn't. Sorry that I actually researched the company unlike the rest of the nit-wit candidates. FML

#21203575
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46537) - you deserved it (3553)

On 07/09/2014 at 1:02am - work - by jobless (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, a grown man yelled at me because he'd been waiting for 15 minutes and still hadn't been seated or had his order taken. We were at a self-serve breakfast buffet. FML

#21203953
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45338) - you deserved it (3756)

On 07/09/2014 at 12:54pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)



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