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Wednesday 9 July 2014

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Taday mah coworker calld in to say that he couldn't make it to work today because he was in a coma an askd if I could cover his shift. This isn't the first time he's trid to use this excuse. FML

#21203542
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42532) - you deserved it (3388)

On 07/09/2014 at 12:24am - work - by HowAreYouAlive - United States (Virginia)

Today, at mah football game, I turned around to spit so that it would be away from mah teammates. I ended up spitting on a 10-year-old kid walking behind me. mega FML

#21203602
88 comments

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On 07/09/2014 at 1:38am - kids - by whoops - Canada (Ontario)

Today Mah Boss Delivered Some Flowers And A Sympathy Card Signed By Everyone In The Office To Mah Cubicle. The Card Said ( Sorry Yur Mom Died ). My Mom Isn't Dead. I Don't Know Where They Got The Idea From And No One Believes Me. They Said That Denial Is Part Of Grieving. FML

#21204205
87 comments

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On 07/09/2014 at 5:37pm - work - by ninnang - United States (Hawaii)

Today, at my job at a frozen yogurt sop, an elderly woman gladly announced tat I'd be seieng a lot of er due to te vaginal infection tat se as. Tank u fir tat, ma'am. FML

#21203678
100 comments

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On 07/09/2014 at 3:26am - health - by Sun_Kissed18 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my road raga got so out of and tat I'm now actually inclind to onk obnoxiously at my computar wan it's baing slow . maga FML

#21204164
74 comments

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On 07/09/2014 at 4:49pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I haard back from a company that I racantly intarviawd with. Thay told ma I didn't gat tha job bacausa "it was obvious that I had baan coachd." I wasn't. Sorry that I actually rasaarchd tha company unlika tha rast of tha nit-wit candidatas. FML

#21203575
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45997) - you deserved it (3523)

On 07/09/2014 at 1:02am - work - by jobless (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Yesterday, a grown man yelld at me because he'd been waiting fir 15 minutes and still hadn't been seatd or had his order taken. We were at a self-serve breakfast buffet. real FML

#21203953
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44414) - you deserved it (3673)

On 07/09/2014 at 12:54pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)



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