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Friday 24 January 2014

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Today, as my boyfriend went to go down on me, he felt it necessary to stop at my stomach and clean the lint out of my belly button. 5ML

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I agree, your life sucks (39221) - you deserved it (21243)

On 01/24/2014 at 6:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found that I conduct so much static electricity that I'm periodically given a shock by my headphones as I walk with them on. 5ML

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I agree, your life sucks (33084) - you deserved it (3972)

On 01/24/2014 at 7:34pm - misc - by PangolinScholar (man) - United States (Texas)



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