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Friday 24 January 2014

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Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." 5ML


I agree, your life sucks (41663) - you deserved it (3784)

On 01/24/2014 at 7:36am - love - by MH - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I found that I conduct so much static electricity that I'm periodically given a shock by my headphones as I walk with them on. 5ML


I agree, your life sucks (34329) - you deserved it (4105)

On 01/24/2014 at 7:34pm - misc - by PangolinScholar (man) - United States (Texas)

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