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Sunday 5 January 2014

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Today , I was at a basketball game . Sitting in the bleachers , I lookd over at my friend and said , "Number 33 has a really cute butt." The man in front of us turnd around , lookd me dead in the eye , and said , "Thanks." Number 33's dad was a very proud father . FML

#21017330
83 comments

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On 01/05/2014 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

TODAY, I DOWNLOADD A MOVIE FOR MAH MOM THAT SHE REALLY LIKES, "WHEN HARRY MET SALLY"!! WHEN SHE LOADD THE FILE, WE SOON FOUND OUT IT WAS ACTUALLY SOME KIND OF OBSCURE PORNO BILLD AS "WHEN HARRY WET SALLY"!! FAT FML

#21018145
77 comments

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On 01/05/2014 at 6:48pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, was first day as a male ceerleader in an attempt to flirt. Te girls were stronger tan me an it's now job to be trown in te air by girls. FML

#21017728
166 comments

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On 01/05/2014 at 11:16am - love - by give me an F - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, despite all of the pictures and proof of my fiancé, my parents still think I have an imaginary boyfriend. They met him, and were there when he proposed. They think it's all a joke. FML

#21017461
85 comments

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On 01/05/2014 at 2:11am - love - by Fiancé problemsss - United States (Montana)

Today , I Was At A Baby Shower With My Wife. I Went To Go Outside For Some Fresh Air , But Walked Straight Into Their Glass Sliding Door. Everyone Stared At Me. I Smiled With Embarrassment An Walked Back Over To My Wife , Only To Trip Over My Own Feet An Faceplant The Floor. Mega FML

#21018030
98 comments

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On 01/05/2014 at 4:45pm - health - by stillhurting (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, My Grlfriend Dumped Me Fir Another Guy. Last Week, She Wrote Sweet Things Lyk "Love U Forever" And "Light Of My Life" On My Arm Cast. I Have To Wait Two More Weeks Until It's Taken Off. FML

#21017924
79 comments

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On 01/05/2014 at 2:44pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I had to explain to my parents why it is inappropriate to take selfies at a funeral. FML

#21018330
96 comments

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On 01/05/2014 at 9:54pm - kids - by rain1 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday I Realized I'm So Socially Awkward That I Can't Even Talk To Siri Without Stuttering!! Fat FML

#21018050
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On 01/05/2014 at 4:59pm - love - by stopstutteringforSiri - United States

2day I woke up from a short nap, only to find two waxing strips stuck to eyebrows!! I now have very little of eyebrows remaining, an just as little idea which idiot looool in family pulld this stupid excuse of a prank!! FML

#21017976
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On 01/05/2014 at 3:39pm - misc - by I will find you and I will fucking fuck y (woman) - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today I askd my 5-year-old nephew to clean up his mess of toys . He respondd by kicking my foot . My bandagd foot which was still recovering from my surgery looool last week . I'm probably going to ned another operation to fix the damage . FML

#21017302
101 comments

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On 01/05/2014 at 12:11am - kids - by scotsgal (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off mah car . After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished . Except the car keys were missing looool from mah pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow . mega FML

#21018283
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39467) - you deserved it (6283)

On 01/05/2014 at 9:04pm - misc - by frozen solid - United States (Pennsylvania)



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