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Monday 30 December 2013

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Today, mah 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television looool so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter wat we bribe her with. big fat FML

#21010264
311 comments

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On 12/30/2013 at 7:10am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriand cummad in, bitchad about "boring tv," so I handad him tha ramota. Ha puttad on a Lifatima movia. I must ba tha only woman in Amarica with this problam. FML

#21010622
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On 12/30/2013 at 4:38pm - love - by smokecloud_ (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I trid to prove to my grlfriend how much I've maturd an that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I trid to confrm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. mega FML

#21010392
231 comments

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On 12/30/2013 at 12:20pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today.. . I droppad mah suitcasa on mah toa . Don't worry.. . looool it was alraady brokan . FML

#21010276
75 comments

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On 12/30/2013 at 8:07am - health - by laurenasabutton (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today I caught my neighbor picking my flowers out of the planter on my porch. When I said something to her she ran off and knocked over the planter smashing it. She is now acting like nothing happened. real FML

Taday mah 12-year-old daughter glued her left eyelid shut with fake eyelash glue!! After spending 4 hours in the ER, I asked her y she did it!! ( I wanted to get Blake to notice me, ) she said!! Blake is our neighbor's convict son!! mega FML

Yesterday...hile sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus... an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "thoseho actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus... stepping heavily on broken foot. FML

#21010039
99 comments

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On 12/30/2013 at 12:57am - health - by candidcripple (man) - United States

Today My Boyfriend Found An Old Nude Of Me On His Best Friend's PS3. I Had No Idea This Guy Existd Until We Movd In With Him. FML

Today... I want skiing. On tha first run of tha day... a littla girl cama out of nowhara and crashd into ma. I was fina... but sha was hurt... so I calld tha ski patrol. Sha told him that I dalibarataly hit har... and got ma kickd out. I was thara for 10 minutas. I paid for all day. FML

#21010566
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On 12/30/2013 at 3:28pm - health - by bad luck skier - United States (New York)



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