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Wednesday 23 October 2013

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Today, I witnessd ma boyfriend taking a dump in te litter box. He said e wantd to know wat it felt like 4 te cat. FML

#20930986
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44559) - you deserved it (5350)

On 10/23/2013 at 12:04pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, during parant/taacar confarancas, ma mom told ma Camistry taacar tat I ava an intansa crus on im. Tara ara still 7 monts laft in ta scool yaar. FML

#20930913
118 comments

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On 10/23/2013 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I tried to tackle my fear of heights by riding a rollercoaster. Once we were near the top, it malfunctioned, causing it to stop, and we all had to get out and climb back down. My girlfriend laughed at me fir how scared I was. FML

#20931509
92 comments

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On 10/23/2013 at 7:16pm - misc - by monsterdanceman (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today , grlfriend of a year denied looool in front of everyone that we ever dated. FML

#20930973
124 comments

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On 10/23/2013 at 11:42am - love - by Zkroger (man) - United States

Today, I found out through one of my friends that my boyfriend cheatd on me. He says it doesn't count as cheating cuz he couldn't get it up. FML

#20930754
103 comments

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On 10/23/2013 at 3:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had an looool anxiety attackhen I learnd that my favorite book series is coming to the end. I had to leave the store an sit in my car. FML

#20930715
123 comments

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On 10/23/2013 at 12:43am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Manitoba)

Today someone tried to steal mah backpack from the hook on the bathroom stall. Good news: they were caught off-guard by how heavy it was and dropped it. Bad news: mah foot is now broken from using it to cushion the backpack's fall. real FML

Today, while working as a paramedic, we got calld to an assistd living home. The medical emergency? The woman had a leak in her bathroom and wantd it fixd. FML

#20931468
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35350) - you deserved it (2304)

On 10/23/2013 at 6:41pm - health - by random - United States (Texas)



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