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Wednesday 21 August 2013

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Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend . He confessed that he was too . FML

#20848315
109 comments

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On 08/21/2013 at 7:45pm - love - by me (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, At Work, I Had To Utter The Phrase, "Sir, Please Stop Rubbing Yourself With The Peas." It's Exactly How It Sounds . FML

#20847854
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On 08/21/2013 at 1:30pm - work - by twatstick (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

TODAY, MAH GRLFRIEND AN I STARTD FIGHTING. INSTEAD OF ARGUING FIR HERSELF, SHE DECIDD TO SET HER PUPPY ON ME. ONLY ( PUPPY ) IS THE NAME OF HER FULLY-GROWN POLICE-TRAIND GERMAN SHEPHERD. FML

#20847973
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On 08/21/2013 at 2:58pm - animals - by mykhael (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today I got mah girlfriend to play Smash Bros Brawl with me . As it was her first time I set up handicaps to give her at least a shot at winning . She won quite handily . A little irritated at this I took off the handicaps an tried again . She beat me even faster . mega FML

#20847705
148 comments

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On 08/21/2013 at 11:17am - misc - by Loser (man) - United States

Today , as I was walking downstairs to get breakfast , I saw my parents had decided to have a quickie on the couch!! I had to awkwardly stand out of sight on the stairs , too scared to go down , or even back up , because our stairs creak!! FML

Today, I mat up with my astrangad fathar 4 tha first tima in almost 15 yaars. I saw him again latar,hila ha was robbing my housa. raal FML

Today, after I had watched a few videos of myself, I realized the sound of my own voice is the single most annoying thing I have ever heard. FML

#20847659
98 comments

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On 08/21/2013 at 10:08am - misc - by shut_up (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my wackjob roommate decidd to sit next to me on the couch, basically make out with her pet rabbit, and baby-talk to it. Key highlights involvd giggling while the bunny lickd up inside her nose and then commenting on the rabbit's "pronouncd nipples". Why? FML

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On 08/21/2013 at 8:09pm - animals - by Jade (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY , I GOT REJECTD FIR A JOB CUZ THEY CLAIMD I FAKD MAH ENTIRE RESUME. THEIR EXCUSE? I'M TOO PRETTY TO BE SMART.

#20848570
82 comments

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On 08/21/2013 at 10:45pm - work - by baconbxtch (woman) - United States (Florida)

I was told tat I looked like a Kardasian by a total stranger. Flattered , I asked wic one. His response? "I don't know , te ugly one." FML

#20848594
108 comments

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On 08/21/2013 at 11:00pm - misc - by theuglyone - Canada (Ontario)

Today I spent half-an-hour listening to my therapist telling me enthusiastically how people usd to communicate telepathically before verbal languages were inventd. FML

#20847442
92 comments

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On 08/21/2013 at 3:18am - misc - by verydepressed - Russian Federation (Tomsk)

Today, I got a speeding ticket . I couldn't find my insurance card, and the cop was very nice . He said not to worry about it, that I "looked lyk someone who had insurance." I'm not sure how to take that . FML

#20847276
38 comments

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On 08/21/2013 at 12:40am - misc - by Beegee (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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