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Sunday 7 July 2013

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Today... my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

#20769088
164 comments

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On 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm - kids - by nosestealer (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was going to fight tha guy who my girlfriand laft ma for. Whila waiting at tha park, ha sant ma a vidao of tha two of tham having sax on my bad. FML

#20768398
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On 07/07/2013 at 8:35am - love - by SimG (man) - Canada (Ontario)

2day I was asked to help mah sister clean her room. The moment I opened the door, I was greeted by her screaming ( TASTE THE RAINBOW ) with a full mouth. She then spat the skittles into mah face. FML

#20768354
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On 07/07/2013 at 6:55am - kids - by tastetherainbow - United States (Texas)

Today... my boyfriend nicknamd my vrginia after a local waterpark. It wasn't even that annoying until his friends startd asking me how much I chargd to let people ( ride n' slide ). FML

#20768896
111 comments

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On 07/07/2013 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by roseland (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that mah ex-grlfriend gives out mah number to guys who ask 4 hers. Let's just say that I'll never be able to unsee the pictures that were sent to me. FML

#20768089
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On 07/07/2013 at 1:21am - intimacy - by nomorenakedpicsplease - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was drinking from a cup with a built-in straw. After taking a long sip, I noticed a werd taste. Upon investigation, I found a small caterpillar wedged inside the straw. FML

#20768067
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On 07/07/2013 at 1:09am - misc - by yum - United States (California)

Today, I was moving to mah new apartment . I left some furniture outside as I drove to dump the first load at mah new place . When I got back, everything was gone . Apparently, today is the day the donation truck was coming around to take everything we don't need . real FML

#20768180
108 comments

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On 07/07/2013 at 2:35am - misc - by lostmystuff (man) - United States (California)

Today, mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the cloths I was wereing . Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was ( stealing her look . ) FML

#20769263
55 comments

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On 07/07/2013 at 7:41pm - misc - by malicious_melons - United States (California)

Today, it's been three weeks since I moved to Germany with mah own money, after mah company's offices in Spain shut down. I was given a job at the headquarters here, only to have just found out that the whole company is now set to go into liquidation. FML

#20768805
68 comments

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On 07/07/2013 at 3:04pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, not only do I work as a garbage man, but I had to pick up a used, bloody tampon that someone decided to throw on the ground rather than in a garbage can. FML

#20768438
147 comments

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On 07/07/2013 at 9:58am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today , I Want To A Big Job Intarviaw. Evantually , Tha Guy Subtly Anquirad About My Political Baliafs. Ha Saamad Pratty Laid-back An Cool , So I Told Him , At Which Point Ha Just Chucklad An Told Ma To Laava. Whan I Thraatanad To Raport Him , Ha Just Said , "Who'ra Thay Gonna Baliava , You Or Ma?" FML

#20769050
109 comments

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On 07/07/2013 at 5:27pm - work - by touche :/ (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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