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Sunday 29 November 2015

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Today, after 3 months of successful business at my restaurant, sales are down the shitter. Why? Because some no-life troll started posting loads of bad reviews online. He uses different names, but nothing in the reviews has ever happened. We can't get the reviews taken down. FML


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On 11/29/2015 at 2:05am - work - by jacobianscum (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, my boyfriend emotionally proposed over dinner, and I said yes. Soon after he left, he tweeted "I just fucked up...." and a few minutes later called me and claimed the proposal was a prank. FML


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On 11/29/2015 at 1:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

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