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Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML

#13909761
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44851) - you deserved it (4349)

On 11/20/2010 at 9:00am - animals - by serveandprotectyeahright - United States (New York)

Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML

#14248999
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24884) - you deserved it (4816)

On 12/18/2010 at 3:22pm - health - by drew - United States (Michigan)

Today, on the train, a cute girl gave me her number. After maybe half an hour, she went to her seat and I went to the toilet for a quick but loud and painful dump. I opened the door and saw her outside getting bitch-slapped by the smell. FML

#15172476
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30768) - you deserved it (9646)

On 03/02/2011 at 3:16am - misc - by Noguestlist -

Today, I went to shovel the massive amount of snow that was on our car. After spending time in the cold wind, I finally finished, realizing it wasn't my car. It was an identical car. FML

#14815475
62 comments

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On 02/02/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by hehe -

Today, some of my classmates brought cupcakes to celebrate my birthday. I took the leftovers with me after class, and when my mom picked me up from school, she asked, "What are the cupcakes for?" FML

#14542119
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33522) - you deserved it (2616)

On 01/11/2011 at 4:17am - misc - by bdayboy (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out the hard way that if you think a waiter is hot, you probably shouldn't tell your parents. They could react by screaming at him across the room to tell him you think he's a hottie. FML

#15203097
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30263) - you deserved it (15772)

On 03/05/2011 at 12:34am - misc - by anonymous - France

Today, I put aftershave on my fingers to encourage myself to stop biting my nails. I absentmindedly rubbed my eye a few minutes later. It burnt like hell. FML

#15102552
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12927) - you deserved it (34765)

On 02/24/2011 at 2:32pm - health - by Steve - United States (California)

Today, my step-mom asked if I was having some eating issues. I admitted that maybe I've picked up some bad habits from friends and school. Now she won't stop bombarding me with self-help books and therapy websites. FML

#14548248
62 comments

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On 01/11/2011 at 8:04pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML

#14585832
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34483) - you deserved it (7691)

On 01/15/2011 at 2:38am - love - by hollysofly - United States (California)

Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML

#14678100
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13698) - you deserved it (34381)

On 01/22/2011 at 8:35pm - misc - by RBHSWedgieGirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I choked on my saliva during a medical interview. FML

#18988836
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24326) - you deserved it (3264)

On 02/04/2012 at 12:22am - health - by foxyreegan - United States (North Carolina)

Today, at work, I was supposed to have an easy two-hour shift, after which I was planning on attending a party that had been arranged to celebrate my graduation. Nearly six hours later, I am just getting home after being super busy and shorthanded at work for hours. I missed my own party. FML

#16052456
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32467) - you deserved it (3288)

On 05/05/2011 at 12:44am - work - by cstokes (woman) - United States

Today, I realized the closest I've ever been to being hit on was with a car in the school parking lot. Even then, the guy claimed he "didn't notice" me. FML

#17983991
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26374) - you deserved it (2900)

On 10/14/2011 at 6:40pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Mexico)



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