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Today, I told my friend about a fight I had earlier with my girlfriend. He thought it'd be funny to use my phone while I was in the bathroom and text her "ure such a cunt". She wouldn't believe the truth, even when my friend confessed to her. She thought I paid him to take the fall. FML

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On 08/23/2015 at 6:22am - love - by dumped (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my company let me go after 3 months. A day before my wedding and with zero advance notice. FML

#21471386
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On 09/22/2015 at 9:24am - work - by ryu1356 - United States (Texas)

Today, my boss thought it would be a great idea to delay paying me until after Christmas. There goes rent, bills, food and of course Christmas presents. FML

#21506788
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On 12/23/2015 at 2:45am - money - by JunkDex (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was walking through school when I noticed an advertisement for school picture retakes. It read, "Bad hair day?" Underneath was my picture. That's my normal hair. FML

Today, a close friend told me she had no plans for her birthday. I found out she was lying when I had to serve her and 9 other mutual friends dinner at the restaurant I work at. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I wasn't invited or that none of them even remembered that I worked there. FML

#21503048
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On 12/12/2015 at 8:13pm - misc - by not invited - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was clipping my abnormally thick toenails. I had to apply so much pressure on the clippers that a nail flew off, hit me in the eyeball and scratched my cornea. The doctor nearly fell off his chair laughing during my eye exam after I told him what happened. FML

#21523193
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On 02/05/2016 at 8:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML

#76
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On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version

Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML

#718
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On 01/06/2009 at 6:58am - love - by musamalia - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in a toilet cubicle, when I overheard two of my friends at the sink talking about how ugly and skinny I was. FML

#1516
54 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 9:55pm - misc - by Youknowwho - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was watching TV and realised I am attracted to Sandra Oh. FML

#1774
43 comments

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On 01/19/2009 at 6:12pm - love - by Noname - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the Plan B pill. The pharmacist recognized me and said, "Really? Again?" FML

#3333
63 comments

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On 01/29/2009 at 10:19am - misc - by Hahaha - United States (California)

Today, I went to the doctor to talk about my depression and low self-esteem. He told me that I shouldn't think of myself as a fat pig for being overweight. I don't think that and I'm NOT overweight. FML

#3462
51 comments

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On 01/29/2009 at 5:46pm - health - by Coley - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I can't decide what's worse, my mom walking in on me doing the five knuckle shuffle, or the one hour talk the next day about how it's perfectly normal and even she does it. FML

#16441
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On 02/09/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by oops (man) - United States (Kentucky)



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